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You know, thanks, uh, Dr. Dunesbury. Thanks for coming up here on my little two-seater with me.

You know, I haven't felt so good since my parrot, Jessica, died.

And it's just good to kind of get out here with someone and get my mind off of things. Oh, of course. I always like coming out flying. I mean, hey, why don't you take it easy on that stuff, by the way? I mean, you're not in the office. Yeah, but that's actually why I think I can use this nitrous here.

You know, not all of us can be real fancy not in the office. Yeah, well, that's actually why I think I can use this nitrous here. You know, uh, not, not all of us can be real fancy doctors in the hospital like you. One of the only perks of being a dentist is, uh, is here nitrous canister. I don't work in a hospital. You know that I'm an anthropologist, but, uh, well, that's a kind of hospital. It's like nature's hospital for people who died already.

You're like a doctor who works on the dead.

Sure.

Kind of, yeah.

That's the nitrous talking.

Sorry.

Actually, let me see.

What's that?

What's this stuff like?

I mean, there's no one else up.

We're not going to, there's no one up here.

We can do whatever.

I wouldn't drive and do this. Oh, wow. You do this all the time? All the time when I'm flying, yeah. How bad. Oh, fuck. Shit. What was that? I don't know. It was like, I don't know. It was probably nothing. Like a teradactyl? It did look kind of like a teradactyl, yeah, but I bet it was nothing. I think we'll... I don't know. The engine's smoking. Went right into the engine, yeah. Kind of wish I was a little more... Well, a little more sober to kind of land this here. Well, we got to land. Yeah, I don't think we're going to make.

I mean, there's an island.

I mean, we're not going to die. We're just going to crash and maybe get severely injured. Crash. Yeah, I mean, look at this thing. I don't want to fix an engine on a small aircraft. I don't. I never even touch this stuff. I mean, how are you going to even fix it up in the air like this?

What do we do? What do I do?

Do you have parachutes?

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