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Episode One

434 - Paranatural

Episode One

Episode One

Comedy

4.8881 Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2026

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Abel Zweihander (Andrew) is good at spells. Cain Zweihander (Branson) is good at websites. The brothers must combine their skills to fulfill a quest from their mentor (Charles) and discover what really happened to their dead parents. Buy Alex Branson's The Money Wars: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GVFCJDV2/ Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Big Bird and Kermit Get High 2": www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YN7bJcchAY Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Transcript

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0:00.0

The following is an archive podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for podcast recovery, a Charles Austin company.

0:07.6

It is the first and only episode of the podcast.

0:11.2

Welcome to episode one.

0:14.2

Oh, uh, hey, Abel, what you're working on over there?

0:18.7

Oh, I'm just going over this new Gwimor.

0:54.9

Uh, fuck. What's you, what's, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, it's, what, it's, it's, it's been around for, pretty good website. What are you up to? Oh, you know me. I'm just kind of, you know, doinking around on my pinball website. I got a couple pictures on it here uploaded of us playing pinball at flippers. Pretty good. I like that sparkly starry night background. It's animated. That's interesting. Oh, oh, thanks. You. A lot of people don't even,

1:00.3

you know, talk about the UX, but I was able to get like a good kind of back end on the website,

1:06.3

and SQL runs really well. So I'm really happy with this one. Say, Kane, how many pages do you have now? Oh, I at least, I mean, God, who can count that many websites? It's just kind of like

1:13.2

what I do. Millions? Wait, hold on a second, Abel. Our dead parents mentor, Jack St. Genius,

1:23.3

just sent me a message saying that he's at home on his deathbed.

1:27.8

And he has something very specific to tell us.

1:32.8

Maybe we should get on over there.

1:36.5

Let's hop on the whip.

1:37.7

I'll drive because you got a website to work on.

1:40.1

Oh, lucky you.

1:41.4

I know how much you love driving that cherry blue,

1:43.8

Catterham 7 with the roll cage. I know how much you love driving that cherry blue, cat or ham seven with the roll cage.

1:46.6

I mean, you got me.

1:49.1

Oh, that's Jack's house right over there. He lives at the end of this insanely dusty road.

1:55.6

It's basically so dusty that we're going to be, you know, kind of bathing in the dusty entire time as long as we're

2:01.5

inside of the house. Oh, we're here. Hey, Jack. Oh, sorry to kind of. Oh, no, he's. Oh, my God. He's

2:10.1

never sounded this bad before. He's never sounded this bad. It's good to see you, Abel and Kane.

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