You know what? Can I, can I just say a controversial opinion that may not go over well,

Mr. Senator?

Please.

I've smoked a lot of weed in my life.

It's all the same.

There's no such thing.

There's no such thing as Reggie.

There's no such thing.

There's no.

All weeds that it's bad.

I've never really smoked

any weed and gone like this weed's crazy

that's because the weed growers

this great nation have improved the quality

far beyond what your forefathers had to deal with

you never dealt with a Maui Waiwai Blunt

full of stems and seeds

that is just not like the quality

that we have in this country.

The freedoms we have given you. You know, every time we try to have a conversation about marijuana

in this country, some old fucker, no offense, who hasn't smoked anything cool in like five years.

Mr. Branson, you do not know what we had to smoke in my day. When I was a young man, you have no idea what we had to deal with. We used to have to pick out seeds and stems. We had to, we had to walk uphill both ways to buy weed from a car with a guy we didn't like. Not my problem. Not my problem. Weed's the same now. It's the same. If you're worried about, oh, I don't know. There's no such thing as a strand, right? Indica sativa made up, not real.

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