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🗓️ 29 September 2025
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, George Spacen, we really owe you. |
| 0:02.1 | We've only been living in the future for six months, but we already have jobs. We've established lives here. And of course, you know, it's Friday night. We're hanging at Ritzies on the rocket. I think while we're at it, why don't we get another round of drinks, right? Star Tender, I'll have a gin and Jupiter, please. Yeah, Star Tender, can I get an Irish star bomb? You know, I, uh, things have been going well at at work. So, you know, I want to get a little, might be good to celebrate a little bit today. Hey, Star Tender, I'll take a whiskey on the moons. You can put all these drinks on my card. I mean my starred. Oh, yeah. Do you guys want me to put my star down as well? Do you guys have it on the start? Okay, yeah. Oh, is that a debit star? But I also have my rocket star. Mm-hmm. Yep. That's what it is. I know all about, you know, this kind of stuff since I got my job at Wells Stargo Bank. Oh, yeah. How's that going? How's that going? How is the job been? So we've been doing some interesting stuff. We teamed up with rocket mortgage to help people out with their mortgages, but we also sell Star Insurance. And a lot of my coworkers are datazoids, which is interesting. To me, like I'm trying to, you know, wrapping my caveman mind around datazoids. |
| 1:12.8 | To me, they're kind of like saber-tooth tigers in the sense that they clean our cars, they do our laundry, stuff like stuff that we used to use dinosaurs and saber-tooth. Right, right. It's kind of what datazoids do now in the future. I'm a caveman. So to me, basically, I would see, you know, a bird, like, you know, some sort of four-foot-tall purple bird, right? And I would look at it and go, I have to make that thing, like wash my dishes. I have to turn it into a lawnmower. And the create, I would say the number one difference between the past, which is where I'm from. |
| 1:45.3 | I'm a caveman, Craven Moorstone. I'm thinking of changing my name. I don't want to get into it too much. Kevin Moore Star. More Star, more space, more rocket. I can't really, more Chrome. That was another good one. I love the datazoids. You guys were so confused. |
| 2:00.1 | You're like, what are these big, you know, these walking men? |
| 2:03.5 | I'm like, they are these big, you know, these walking men? |
| 2:03.5 | I'm like, they're made of metal. |
| 2:05.0 | They're made of rocks. |
| 2:05.9 | Then you guys were in. |
| 2:06.6 | Right. |
| 2:07.4 | Mm-hmm. |
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