E2 #107 - Alex Branson's The Money Wars 2 [Patreon Preview]

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🗓️ 19 January 2026

⏱️ 2 minutes

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In the future, some wars are so expensive that they can only be paid for with money. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-107-alex-wars-148613889

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0:00.0	We might as well stop fighting, Ripper says.
0:03.4	My overarching mission is the protection of the personality of UN Secretary General Alonzo Midnight,
0:09.8	currently residing in the former body of Sergeant John Charity.
0:14.4	Wait, what do you mean former?
0:17.6	Is John dead?
0:19.1	Is Sergeant John Charity dead? asks Darth.
0:22.6	I don't know. I feel something. You say his name is Sergeant John Charity.
0:29.6	Maybe I can communicate with him. I feel the presence here, Alonzo said quietly. Officer Darth Wade lowered his crypto rifle Mark
0:40.7	Zero and stepped out from cover. He sighed and began to speak. My overarching mission is to protect the
0:48.3	life of Sergeant John Charity. I stand down, Ripper Rood Gal. What's going on here? I can explain, Alonzo Midnight States.
0:58.0	On the way to Antarctica, get me to the money deposit. That deposit was cleaned out decades ago,
1:04.3	Darth says. There's nothing there. There never was a money deposit. Alonzo says grimly.
1:11.4	What?
1:12.6	Then what were the money wars over?
1:14.9	Asked Darth.
1:16.0	It's not a deposit.
1:18.1	It was never a deposit.
1:20.0	It's a portal.
1:21.5	It's a money portal.
1:23.4	Said Alonzo midnight, exhaling yellow-colored smoke with teal accents.

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