PJ Sizzle told me that he let Yoda stay at his house on Pompadour 4 just nearby.

And then I guess Yoda had Yaddle over or something.

And basically doggy style fucked her until the whole house was ruined.

And like broke in a futon in half.

And this was PJ Sizzle's like bachelor pad.

So it was used to like high octane fucking.

But this little fucker Yoda and Yaddle, you know, I'm not old enough to even really

understand this yet.

But from my understanding is he basically busted all up and down Yaddle and wrecked the

house and made it stink like a damn swamp.

Yeah, you know, actually when I hung out with PJ Sizzle, he said that after that, Yoda took Yaddle to TGI Fridays and he was just using the force to steal everybody's burgers and fries there.

Are you serious? Yoda's using the force to steal burgers and fries?

That's the first thing they tell us not to do in the Jedi Council. He can get away with it. He thinks that he's such a hot shot though. No one's going to stop him. What a fucking piece of... Yoda is a piece of shit. I thought it was, you know, for all the... I thought he was okay. All he's doing is fucking yaddle. that's not that big of a deal. But if he's stealing burgers and fries, that is a huge

violation of public trust in the Jedi.

And if he's trying to Jedi mind trick people to steal

their burgers and fries, then that's gaslighting.

Yeah, I'm trying to advocate for a jedocracy. So I can't

have Jedi's misbehaving or else no one's going to want to let us

rule over them for all the turning.

Everybody moving along in the yacht here on their right, we got a movie star here, folks.

Remember Luke Skywalker and Job of the Shit fighting over this thing?

This is our Sarlack Pit, the same one as from the movie that I cannot remember the name of.

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