The following is an archived podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery, a Charles Austin company.

It is the first and only episode of the podcast.

Welcome to episode one.

Hey!

Hello, ladies and gentlemen of the luxury passenger ship, the USS Lady.

Why, with her shapely curves, full

figure, an aggressively realistic female figurehead, this ship is considered the most kissable

ship in the entire sea. Tonight is the first night of our voyage as we cruise away from the war,

overseas towards the warm weather of the equator.

This will be a two-week journey and we will be joining you the entire time, playing music here

promptly every night on the ship at 7 p.m. Well, who are we, you ask? Why, I'm Keister-Tle and we are the Keister Treekle three. Let me introduce you here to a man

will be joining you for the next couple weeks, my man on the sousaphone, Don, Von, Bonon. How you doing, Don?

You may think he's playing the sousaphone, folks, but that's just his voice.

Give it up for Don, everybody.

He's going to be joining us.

One of the best guys we have on this.

And, of course, on my other side there, give a warm round of our applause for our drummer, Joss Loughlin.

How you doing, Joss?

Well, I'm so happy to be here. I was actually hired to arrange the deck chairs, but I've been practicing snare drum for a couple months now,

and I think I'm going to make this band even better than it was before. Well, you know,

we used to have a couple more members here at the Keister Treacle 3, but I'm happy you were able to join us here for this two-week journey.

Seeing as everyone's kind of making their way to their seats right now, the captain of the ship wanted me to go ahead and read you guys a few announcements as we get settled in here.

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