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Episode One

440 - The Dispensary (ft. Will Menaker)

Episode One

Episode One

Comedy

4.8881 Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2026

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Patch Braddams (Branson) and Mike White (Will) help customers (Andrew, Charles) at the Out of Your Dome Smoke You Out Plus dispensary. Buy Alex Branson's The Money Wars: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GVFCJDV2/ Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Outdoor Miner" (Wire cover) - www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5xLRYY_7rs Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Transcript

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0:00.0

The following is an archive podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for podcast recovery, a Charles Austin company.

0:07.6

It is the first and only episode of the podcast.

0:11.0

Welcome to episode one.

0:13.4

All right. Thank you very much. We'll see you again soon.

0:16.7

Hey, uh, a Mike.

0:18.7

Yeah, Pass just, what's up?

0:19.7

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:20.7

Um, okay, so I know you're new here and out of your dome smoke you out plus, right? But okay, so now what I'm going to do, it's 10 o'clock. We're going to open the store for the recreational users now, all right? So remember, I told, uh, the boss man, Greg, right, that we're doing a promo today.

0:39.7

So, like, all we have to say today is that it's the Smoke Vember celebration when people come in.

0:45.0

Got it.

0:45.6

Got it.

0:45.9

So I know it's only June, but like, and that might be confusing because we're calling the month Smoke Vember,

0:52.5

but we couldn't come up with any weed puns for June. Oh, man. What about June? What about Chume? The month of Chume? Oh. I mean, look, the sign's been made already, but I feel that. We already printed all the smoke vans. Yeah, yeah, we already printed all the smoke Vember stuff. So it should be cool but like when people come in just remember

1:11.5

like uh you know it's pretty straightforward i've been showing you with the medical guys they got to have

1:16.1

like an ID and they got to have like you know the order and stuff all set in place and then you know

1:21.6

just answer like any questions they have about like the weed and stuff like that and just kind

1:26.3

of help them out and uh you know it should

1:28.2

be kind of you know moving along good but uh how do you like it are you settling in okay and

1:33.2

pastor man i'm settling in great you know like i honestly like i used to i used to i used to

1:37.4

feel fear when i woke up in the morning about like going to another day on the job because

1:41.8

i've really never been good at any job or lasted very long because all the time I'm at work, I'm just thinking, when can I get home and smoke weed? But like now I wake up in the day and it's like my job is smoking weed. I'm talking to people about weed. It's going great, man. And I really want to thank you for the opportunity. Dude, no problem, but also just like one thing, because, like, if Greg comes in and he hears you saying that, he'll be pissed

2:04.2

of shit, we're not getting paid to, like, smoke weed. We're getting paid to, like, do the job. And actually, like, I know that, like, you saw me smoke and, you know, I saw you smoke. And McKenna, McAley, you know, they take edibles when they come in.

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