The following is an archived podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery, a Charles Austin company.

It is the first and only episode of the podcast. Welcome to episode one.

Welcome to jerking off with me, Jack. And I'm Josh, where we discuss the T and A, as well as the P and the V, and all between.

We are two best friends and next door neighbors. And we're here to school you with our expert

reviews on the lewd and the crude. So if you're in the mood, which you know I am, dude.

Let's begin.

How has your week been, Jack?

Well, Josh, you know, I had a great weekend.

I had a lot of fun, of course, hanging out with my wife.

Oh, weekends are the best, aren't they?

For most of it.

Oh, yeah.

And, you know, nothing too much. Of course, you know, sun's shining again. I was really happy to mow my lawn, get some of that. Beautiful. I'm sure you were relieved neighbor to see me, uh, cleaning up those hedges, huh? Well, I mean, I will say I got a little bit jealous because once you clean those hedges

up, I'm like, wait a sec.

Jack's yard's looking a little bit better than mine is right now.

Oh, I don't know about that, Josh.

Your yard is looking amazing.

But personally, I had to make sure my yard looked really good because, of course, Jane's mom, my mother-in-law was coming to visit.

I'm just kidding.

I love my mother-in-law.

You know, we went cookie crazy this weekend.

You know, mother-in-law, my wife.

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