Our system has determined that you have given our genius AI brand 5K,

a substandard rating for customer assistance.

My name is human researcher Ho O'Leary,

and I would like to gently request you change your rating to satisfactory

on the brand 5K AI.

Uh, hello?

Hello, fellow human.

Did you like interacting with the Brand 5K?

Not in particular, no.

Please describe to Brand 5K the knockout game to get excited.

I don't know what that is.

You know what the knockout game is because you are flagged as very old.

Perhaps you could tell me what kind of life an adult fast food employee deserves to have.

I'm not old, okay?

My father's old, all right?

Now that you have told your stories and feel better, perhaps you would like to rate the brand 5K at 5 out of 5 stars.

If I rate a 5 out of 5 stars, because so I'll fix my fucking tablet.

I am human researcher Ho O'Leary, and I would love to pass on someone to help fix your tablet so you can watch the Becker movie, which he goes to a waiting room and sees his patience.

And he does not like what he sees.

Summarizing plot of the Becker movie now.

Becker is a doctor who goes and see-

Shut up, shut up.

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