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🗓️ 20 September 2025
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| 0:00.0 | You had to rewind it about six times because you couldn't tell if it was like a full circumcision or if it was just like a bad angle or maybe like if he had messed it up with weights or something. But smokes is able to go, smokes was able to go, you know, that's not, that's technically not a circumcision. You know, it's, he messed, he's able to compete. He messed that up with weights. It was an accident from the factory. |
| 0:21.1 | You was trying to grow it back. Yeah, you was trying to grow it back. Captain, we got one here. Wow. Already? Mm-hmm. I'm going to keep looking, but we got one. Okay, thank you. I appreciate the, the kind of dedication you're putting into this. I know. Wait, are you a doctor? |
| 0:37.5 | No, I'm just an android. |
| 0:38.8 | Oh, okay, you're just a genius. |
| 0:40.1 | I see it's been circled several times. the kind of dedication you're putting into this? I know. Wait, are you a doctor? |
| 0:38.8 | No, I'm just an android. Oh, okay. |
| 0:39.2 | You're just a genius. I see it's been circled several times in your report. Oh, wait, sorry, I'm looking more closely. It says not a genius on your paperwork. I apologize. Well, it's circled here on your paperwork several times. The green arrows. I think that's out of date. You gotta have to get a newer one. |
| 0:54.2 | Well, okay, well, I'll tell you what. |
| 0:55.8 | If you speak to the man who can repair your wrappings green arrows. I think that's out of date. You're going to have to get a new one. |
| 0:54.4 | Well, |
| 0:55.0 | okay, |
| 0:55.2 | well, |
| 0:55.8 | I'll tell you what, |
| 0:56.1 | if you, |
| 1:08.4 | if you speak to the man who can repair your wrapping circuits, the guy who's sitting right here on the deck with us. He says that he can, but I know he can't. I'm going to trust my mechanic rather than some fucking two-bit loser who shows up out of nowhere, trying to mess with my circuits. |
| 1:13.8 | Well, I mean, going to your mechanic is like getting a physical for a human. I get paid. |
| 1:14.8 | I know. trying to mess with my circuits well I mean going to going to your mechanic is like getting |
| 1:12.6 | a physical for a human |
| 1:13.8 | I know I go to my mechanic |
| 1:16.0 | but I don't |
| 1:16.7 | who's like pissed about it |
| 1:18.4 | that's the only way to update this paperwork |
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