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439 - The Wedding of George Washingborg and Mindy Klutz (ft. April Clark & Raina Douris)

Episode One

Episode One

Comedy

4.8881 Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2026

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

George Washingborg (Branson) and Mindy Klutz (April Clark) celebrate their marriage with best man Jimmy Dimestore (Andrew), maid of honor Brianna Piranha (Raina Douris), and officiant Roger Goodchurch (Charles). Buy Alex Branson's The Money Wars: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GVFCJDV2/ Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Transcript

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0:00.0

The following is an archived podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery, a Charles Austin company.

0:07.3

It is the first and only episode of the podcast.

0:10.2

Welcome to episode one.

0:13.6

Hey, George Washingborg.

0:16.0

Good to see you.

0:16.7

Are you excited?

0:18.1

Yeah, Roger, right?

0:20.6

Yeah, I'm Roger Goodchurch. This is my good-ass non-denominational church. Church so non-denominational. It might as well be a community center. No, no, it's good to be here. Like, I'm excited to get married, love my wife and shit. Like, where do you want me to like put my bag? Like, where do we have that stuff? well, we have a groom room, we like to call it, in the basement. Yeah.

0:39.0

I got to call it in the basement yeah i got put on like deodor and i got to hit the stick too because i kind of

0:44.3

we did like the bachelor party whole weekend and stuff like that and i've just like russling around

0:51.7

and stuff like that i bear had like a time to shower. So, um, okay. So, like,

0:56.6

I know Mindy will be here with, like, her friends and stuff like that. And then we're going to do, like, here comes a bride, like, 10 minutes or whatever. So, like, just go out and can you do the video stuff you was talking about? Yeah, you got the full package here. I'm going to be your videographer, you're efficient, your DJ. I've got you covered from end to end here. The good

1:14.6

lord's going to be your videographer, your efficient, your DJ. I've got you covered

1:12.0

from end to end here. The good Lord's going to do what he does. And I know you're going to get up there and say those beautiful vows. We're all waiting to hear. And I just cannot wait. Yeah, I worked on like, I googled some vows and stuff like that. So I think it's like pretty much set. And like I'm sure she's got some shit as too.

1:29.0

Well, so, uh, all right, I gotta go back down here and stuff like that. I got like this weird sort of like Amazon deodorant and where I take off the cap of it, it like busts a little bit and stinks up a whole room. So I want to like do it in here. So I want to go take care of that and like get ready to be married.

1:43.5

I'll get started here.

1:44.2

I'm going to take some video, which, you know, I like to make fan cams of the bride and groom. So I'm sure you'll see it. It's going to be social media ready when I turn this over to you. All right. Yeah, I'm excited for it. Roger, right? And you're doing like the ceremony, you're going to say, do you kiss a bride or stuff? Yep, yep, I'll be the efficient. All right, let me shake your hand here.

2:02.2

Thank you so much for doing this, man.

2:03.8

Thank you so much.

2:04.6

I'm like a, ceremony, you're going to say, do you kiss the bride or stuff? Yep, yep, I'll be the efficient. All right, let me shake your hand here.

2:02.2

Thank you so much for doing this, man.

2:03.8

Thank you so much.

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