4.8 • 858 Ratings
🗓️ 4 December 2025
⏱️ 3 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, so, you know, I got this as a podcast. Both of us are kind of standing here with our jaw dropped right now because an adult egret is eating its own hatchling in front of us and a bunch of black cats are hissing at it. So we got a real bad omen on this course right now. This course is filled with terrible omens. So actually don't actually stop walking right |
| 0:25.1 | now, Mr. Nintendo, just stop walking. What do you want me to do? Just stand still. You see how like the |
| 0:31.3 | wet grass in front of you is kind of folded over in a spooky way? I guess. Don't step over that. I want you to kind of take like 10 feet back and then I want you to go around this tree with me. Just follow me this way, all right? All right. The lynx isn't mad at you. This isn't about you. The links isn't mad at you because you did the par. So this isn't about the par. This is about its own thing that is kind of dealing with right now. So we're just going to let it deal with it. We're going to go this way. All right. So we got to play through on it. It knows that. It's giving us a little bit of leeway here. So just like, I hate to say this again, but I need another par from you, like right off the bat. |
| 1:11.2 | I need another part of it. |
| 1:11.9 | What if I get a birdie or an eagle? If you get a, if you get a, well, an eagle would be a whole one because it's a par three. So if you did that, I don't know what would happen. If you got a whole one honestly, it might respect that. But, you know, it's a tough call to make. but a Bernie it would |
| 1:27.7 | 100% punish you for |
| 1:29.2 | what about a boge |
| 1:29.8 | a boge, it would 100% punish you for it. What about a boge? A bogey, it would completely ignore, you know? So that's why I'm saying, like, get a par, because it'll never, it'll, the course will never ask you to get a bogey, like, ever. This is, like, a really chill course. Like, it won't ask you to get a bogey. like there's nothing around here that demands that sort of thing but there is like a really chill course. Like it won't ask you to get a bogey. |
| 2:17.5 | Like there's nothing around here that demands that sort of thing. But there is like an expectation by the course. Do you know what I'm saying? All right. Let's go for it. Like a low standard. What do you think for the shot? Like what am I? You know, I'm saying hi. I'm saying don't push it. If you get it close to the hole, don't hit a birdie. Just kind of two putt around it on purpose. What about the, what do you think of the hybrid? I want you to go with the hybrid maybe just try to give it like back spin and place it high up on it. So it'll roll back right. Because that's your only chance to get a hole in one. but again, could be like a powder kit so my advice is just get a par you know with all this going on and those clouds |
| 2:23.4 | those dark clouds are getting closer and the wind feels a bit colder on it it's just kind of |
| 2:29.0 | creeping me out i don't know maybe i feel like maybe something bad is happening like in the hospital or something or... |
| 2:36.1 | No, no. |
| 2:36.8 | This is all about the course. |
| 2:38.4 | I know it feels like crazy in that like you're the center of the world because like your |
| 2:42.2 | wife's about to have a baby and you're doing this thing and I'm just sort of like a |
| 2:45.1 | character that shows up for you. |
| 2:46.6 | But this is only about the course and it is nothing to do with you. |
| 2:50.1 | The last one was about you. |
| 2:52.0 | This is nothing to do with you. |
| 2:54.2 | I mean, I don't know. |
| 2:55.8 | Maybe it's, because honestly, it could be punishing the baby Eagrit. |
| 2:59.6 | Because it is taking it a really long time to eat its own hatchling. |
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