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🗓️ 9 October 2025
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| 0:00.0 | The following is an archive podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for podcast recovery, a Charles Austin company. |
| 0:07.6 | It is the first and only episode of the podcast. |
| 0:11.2 | Welcome to episode one. |
| 0:14.1 | When I worked in environmental law, I introduced the lanternfly to the United States to eat |
| 0:24.5 | aphids, which were actually causing clown syndrome in children. |
| 0:31.1 | And we haven't seen a case in 14 years, except for one immigrant who was stopped in Boca Raton and they were euthanized |
| 0:44.8 | eventually. |
| 0:46.2 | In 2009, the California raisins and I were drinking the color blue on the Hudson River. |
| 0:56.9 | We were dissecting beached whale brains to look for evidence of poison poisoning in the river. |
| 1:05.6 | I was the leader of a group of like-minded druidic masters of the Hudson called the river keepers. |
| 1:18.8 | Centered in our HQ in a Delta C Grove named C. Henge, I was known as the Falcon Master. |
| 1:30.1 | And while looking for poison in the whale brains, yes, I was spying on the whales for the |
| 1:43.1 | pinker tins. |
| 1:45.0 | When I was trying to understand the poison poisoning in the river, |
| 1:51.0 | that's when I met with Dr. Mayan at the Mind Institute, |
| 1:57.5 | UC Davis, while working at the Aztec Institute at UC Mayan, was able to correlate |
| 2:09.0 | trends between the poisoning in the Hudson River and between rises in the Hudson River and between rises in not only autism, but HIV associated with AIDS, which the CIA invented as a way to attack my uncle John through Marilyn Monroe. |
| 2:40.1 | Listen, nobody's ever going to get confused and think that I'm a tin tin or someone like that. |
| 2:47.7 | I've done things I'm not out of outdated seventh graders when I was the 37th grader. |
| 2:55.7 | It's not the most thing I'm proud of when it comes to the entire world. |
| 3:01.4 | What we're here today is not to talk about my social card or my dating card or who this there, what and the other thing. |
| 3:10.3 | Talking about perfectly healthy, beautiful women, perfect measurements. |
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