The following is an archive podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for podcast recovery, a Charles Austin company.

It is the first and only episode of the podcast.

Welcome to episode one.

All right, everyone, order, order. Come on, now, how's your seat?

Now, come on.

Welcome now to the first official meeting or the congressional writing club.

Of course, we have many esteemed members of Congress with us here today as well as a few chosen lobbyists who can be well trusted.

Now, now, everyone, they let us have all meetings here in the big domed Congress room,

the Senate Chamber.

Now, you're going to see some people around here.

The C-SPAN guys are still here, but don't worry about them.

They sleep here, budget cut.

So, you know, you may see them cameras moving around because they grip onto them cameras in their sleep whenever they,

it's just instinct at this point.

But I went up there and I checked the air under the noses.

They are definitely asleep.

Again, everybody, we went on ahead here.

I wanted to start this congressional writing club where we can share our fiction, fan fiction,

poetry, nonfiction, writing, erotic writing with each other without the public getting

a hold of our stories here.

Now, now, now, I'm going to do a quick introduction to everybody. We can go around the room, say who we are. I have them, of course, the senator from the wonderful state of Indiana, Gilroy Monsanto. How y'all doing here today? I don't need to say much about me. Y'all know me real well. Now, now, Jumbo.

Jumbo over here from Colorado.

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