Welcome back to another E1 Dian Deagles.

You guys are in for a very special quest here today on Dian Degals.

We welcome Felix and we begin our adventure as the quest for Clarkon's clothes.

Jumping in a little bit, media res here, three different worlds ago in a tavern, you heard a rumor, Clarkon.

A man who had traveled many worlds, much like yourself, spoke of a tale of the grandest

clothes he had ever seen.

What minimal details he was able to give you seemed to resonate with you deeply.

He said these clothes were simply so cool. You recognize these clothes immediately from hearing them.

You're missing clothes the most amazing, coolest, and most wonderful clothes of all time.

Clothes so great that when you lost them, you swore you'd never wear clothes again.

After a little convincing, this man told you that your clothes were being held at the very top of Society Hill, a magical kingdom far to the south.

You and your two allies headed towards the base of Society Hill immediately.

Clarkon will describe you first as you are walking up, you see this massive

gate, castle gate leading up to a beautiful golden hill where a magical little perfect

medieval-style kingdom rests on top of it. What does Clarkon look like?

Give us a brief update on what Clarkon has been to.

It's been about five years since we last saw Clarkon.

You know, tell us a little bit.

Catch us up with Clarkon, Felix.

I'm motherfuck.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

First things first, I can sorry. First thing's first.

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