Monday Morning Podcast

Bill rambles about sugar, NHL playoffs, and the machine. MeUndies:  Slide into game changing comfort with MeUndies. Support the show by going to www.MeUndies.com/BURR and using my code BURR to get 20% off your first order, plus free shipping.  

Transcribed - Published: 16 June 2025

Bill rambles about CEOs, Andor, and theater drama. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (45:50) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 6-9-17 - Bill rambles about cab drivers, Canadian GP, and salmon. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Better Than Ezra - (Untitled)  Cash App:  Use our exclusive referral code [BURR10] in your profile, send $5 to a friend within 14 days, and you’ll get $10 dropped right into your account. Terms apply.  Chubbies:  For a very limited time, shop Chubbies’ biggest sale of the year for $45 shorts and up to 65% off select gear. Hit up www.chubbiesshorts.com and grab your favorites before they’re gone. Missed the sale? Don’t sweat it, use our exclusive code [BURR] for 20% off. Lucyd: So, if you’re ready to upgrade your eyewear head to www.Lucyd.co and use code BURR for 20% off. 

Transcribed - Published: 12 June 2025

Bill rambles with the lovely Nia about ol' Billy birthday, current events, and keeping calm. Hims:  With hundreds of thousands of trusted subscribers, Hims can help you find the ED option that works for you.  Start your free trial at www.Hims.com/BURR 

Transcribed - Published: 9 June 2025

Bill rambles about hockey, heroine on the streets, and his grandmother. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast  (34:02) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 6-5-17 - Bill rambles about  Clusterfest,  pile on teams, and medical students. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Squirrel Nut Zippers - Hell  Helix:  Go to www.HelixSleep.com/BURR for 27% of site wide for Monday Morning Podcast listeners.  SquareSpace:  Check out www.squarespace.com/BURR or a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: (BURR) to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.

Transcribed - Published: 5 June 2025

Bill rambles about completing a model car, the Mexican tooth-fairy, and sailing. OpenPhone:  Go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR and get 20% off your first six months. SimpliSafe:  Visit www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and get your first month free.

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2025

Bill rambles about visiting Boston, silencers, and alligator meat. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:50) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-29-17 - Bill rambles about  grilling, cultural appropriation, and driving and ambulance. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Bob Dylan - Highway 61

Transcribed - Published: 29 May 2025

Bill rambles about New York borough pride, unfit men in belly shirts, and a woman sets a man on fire. Zip Recruiter:  Try Zip Recruiter for free at www.ZupRecruiter.com/BURR Open Phone:  Go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR and get 20% off your first six months. 

Transcribed - Published: 26 May 2025

Bill rambles about NBA playoffs, detaining drunks, and ice baths. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:15) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-22-17 - Bill rambles about Saskatchewan, New York City, and the Celtics vs the Cavs. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Soundgarden - Pretty Noose Cornbread Hemp: Save 30% off their first order and enjoy free shipping on orders over $75 at www.cornbreadhemp.com/BURR and use code BURR at checkout.

Transcribed - Published: 22 May 2025

Bill rambles about Knicks fans, advertising companies, and A.I. stealing jobs. SimpliSafe:  Visit www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and get your first month free. Hims:  Start your free online visit today at www.Hims.com/BURR for your personalized ED treatment options. 

Transcribed - Published: 19 May 2025

Bill rambles about leg day at gay gyms, NBA Playoffs, and drumming. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:34) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-15-17 - Bill rambles about hamburger, charities and the Stanley Cup Shot Glass. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Incubus - Are You In Fast Growing Trees:  This Spring they have the best deals, for your yard, up to half off on select plants and other deals. And listeners to our show get 15% off their first purchase when using the code BURR at checkout at www.FastGrowingTrees.com  SquareSpace:  Head to www.squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.

Transcribed - Published: 15 May 2025

Bill rambles about Little Italy, redhead confidence, and a hair transplant at twenty-four. Ava:  Download the Ava app today, and when you join using my promo code BURRFREE, you’ll get your first month FREE! This offer is only for MY listeners. OpenPhone:  Go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR and get 20% off your first six months. 

Transcribed - Published: 12 May 2025

Bill rambles about going to the bookstore, luxury item scams, and electric bikes. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (33:38) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-8-17 - Bill rambles about Quiet Riot, Delta Airlines and being someone's fetish. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Herbie Hancock - Gentle Thoughts Fast Growing Trees:  Get the best deals, for your yard, up to half off on select plants and other deals with 15% off your first purchase at www.FastGrowingTrees.com when using the code BURR at checkout. Ridge Wallet:  For a limited time, our listeners get 10% off at Ridge by using code BURR at checkout at www.Ridge.com  SimpliSafe:  Visit www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and get your first month free. 

Transcribed - Published: 8 May 2025

Bill rambles about cosmetic dentistry scams, blood money, and blackout preparedness. Helix:  Go to www.HelixSleep.com/BURR for 27% Off Sitewide + Free Bedding Bundle (Sheet Set and Mattress Protector) with any Luxe or Elite Mattress Order OpenPhone:  Go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR  and get 20% off your first six months. 

Transcribed - Published: 5 May 2025

Bill rambles about learning a Windsor knot, phone functions, and 'The View' gripes. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (52:24) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-1-17 - Bill rambles about the MMP 10 year anniversary, porno sausage and Washington DC. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Santana - Samba Pa Ti SquareSpace:  Check out www.squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.

Transcribed - Published: 1 May 2025

Bill rambles about getting recognized, hecklers, and tall people. Zip Recruiter:  Save time hiring for 2025 — with new ZipIntro.  Just go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR right now to try ZipIntro for free. Cornbread:  Cornbread Hemp’s CBD gummies are made to help you feel better, whether it’s stress, discomfort, or just needing a little relaxation.  Save 30% on your first order at www.cornbreadhemp.com/BURR and use code BURR at checkout. Hims:  Hims can help you find the ED option that works for you at www.Him.com/BURR 

Transcribed - Published: 28 April 2025

Bill rambles about New York, MotoGP, and crooked nipples. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:39) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 4-24-17 - Bill rambles about polka dotted socks, wearing gloves and Captain America. Thursday Afternoon Interlude - Mitch Murder - Telefuture Theme Chubbies:  For a limited time, Chubbies is giving our viewers 20% off your order with our code BURR at www.ChubbiesShorts.com OpenPhone:  Streamline and scale your customer communications with OpenPhone. Get 20% off your first 6 months at www.openphone.com/burr Ava:  Grow your credit score fast with Ava.  Download the Ava app and when you join using my promo code BURRFREE, you’ll get your first month FREE!  SimpliSafe:  Visit www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and get your first month free. That’s SIMPLISAFE dot com slash burr. There’s no safe like SimpliSafe®.

Transcribed - Published: 24 April 2025

Bill rambles about Easter, fruit, and the Book of Job. Policy Genius: Secure your family’s tomorrow so you have peace of mind today. Head to www.policygenius.com/BILLBURR  to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.  SquareSpace: Go to www.squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.

Transcribed - Published: 21 April 2025

Bill rambles about gifting horses, normal work hours, and smart kids. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (29:32) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 4-17-17 - Bill rambles about updating his phone, shitting yourself, and making dumplings. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Night Moves - Hold On To Tonight Brunt:  For a limited time, our listeners get $10 off at BRUNT by using code BURR at checkout at www.BruntWorkwear.com 

Transcribed - Published: 17 April 2025

Bill rambles about seeing Barry Manilow on mushrooms, The Masters, and titty bar food. Hims:  Start you free trial at www.Hims.com/BURR SimpliSafe:  Go to www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and get your first month free. OpenPhone:  OpenPhone: Streamline and scale your customer communications with OpenPhone. Get 20% off your first 6 months at www.openphone.com/burr

Transcribed - Published: 14 April 2025

Bill rambles with Dean Delray about his new special '5836', Turkish hair transplants, and dressing cool at any age. Watch: '5836' - https://www.patreon.com/DeanDelray   (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (38:48) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 4-10-17 - Bill rambles about steroid mist, Mexican food, and red flags. Thursday Afternoon Interlude - Van Halen - Amsterdam

Transcribed - Published: 10 April 2025

Bill rambles about being a man about town, strip clubs, and wallet protests. Fast Growing Trees:  Get 15% off over 6,000 plants to fit any space, from indoor plants to fruit trees to full-sized privacy trees and more with the code BURR at checkout at https://www.fast-growing-trees.com/  SimpliSafe:  Visit www.SimpliSafe.com/Burr to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and get your first month free. Helix:  Go to www.HelixSleep.com/BURR for their Spring Savings Event and get 20% off sitewide.

Transcribed - Published: 7 April 2025

Bill rambles about opening night of Glengarry Glen Ross, the state of baseball, and Val Kilmer. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (35:47) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  u2 - Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me Ava:  Don’t let your credit hold you back another day. Grow your credit score fast with Ava.  Download the Ava app today, and when you join using my promo code BURRFREE, you’ll get your first month free. Open Phone:  OpenPhone is offering my listeners 20% off of your first 6 months at www.OpenPhone.com/BURR SimpliSafe:  Head to  www.squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.

Transcribed - Published: 3 April 2025

Bill rambles about Yankees bats, 'I'm a brand', and blocking roads. Zip Recruiter:  ZipIntro from ZipRecruiter —  you can post your job today — and start talking to qualified candidates tomorrow.  Try for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Open Phone:  OpenPhone is offering my listeners 20% off of your first 6 months at www.OpenPhone.com/BURR 

Transcribed - Published: 31 March 2025

Bill rambles about commercials, cops & protesters, and getting pulled over. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:21) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-27-25 Bill rambles about malls, Formula 1 and his shit-ass house. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Ben Wendel - March

Transcribed - Published: 27 March 2025

Bill rambles about Victoria's Secret secrets, rainforest runways, and pre-qualifications. SimpliSafe:  Visit www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and get your first month free. Squarespace:  Check out www.Squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.

Transcribed - Published: 24 March 2025

Bill rambles about the View, tables in Times Square, and learning guitar. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (29:50) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-20-17 - Bill rambles about Dunkin' Donuts, old cars, and losing his shit. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Steve Vai - Answers (G3: Live In Concert)

Transcribed - Published: 20 March 2025

Bill rambles about laundry rooms, electronic stores, and F1. SimpliSafe:  Check out squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Fast Growing Trees:  This Spring, get up to half off on select plants and other deals. Listeners of our show get 15% off their first purchase when using the code BURR at checkout.

Transcribed - Published: 17 March 2025

Bill rambles about New York, L.A. Airspace, and Shakespeare. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:51) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 3-13-25 - Bill rambles about do-wop, heaven, and  half-a-dude wrasslin. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Roy Ayers - Liquid Love

Transcribed - Published: 13 March 2025

Bill rambles about Glengarry previews, the NBA horror show, and neighbor issues. Hims:  Go to www.Hims.com/BURR for your personalized ED treatment options. SimpliSafe: Visit www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR  to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and get your first month free.

Transcribed - Published: 10 March 2025

Bill rambles about men of yesteryear, pervs of yesteryear, and elastic waist jeans. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:12) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-6-17 - Bill rambles about the Kobe 11’s, country music, and baloney sandwiches. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  GZA - Liquid Swords Squarespace:  Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.squarespace.com/BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Helix:  Go to www.helixsleep.com/BURR for 20% off sitewide.

Transcribed - Published: 6 March 2025

Bill rambles about men of yesteryear, pervs of yesteryear, and elastic waist jeans. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:12) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-6-17 - Bill rambles about the Kobe 11’s, country music, and baloney sandwiches. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  GZA - Liquid Swords Squarespace:  Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.squarespace.com/BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Helix:  Go to www.helixsleep.com/BURR for 20% off sitewide.

Transcribed - Published: 6 March 2025

Bill rambles about F1, American artists, and car insurance. Zip Recruiter:  Try for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Open Phone:  OpenPhone is offering 20% off of your first 6 months when you go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR 

Transcribed - Published: 4 March 2025

Bill rambles about the NHL, going to shows, and model cars. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:59) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-27-25 - Bill rambles about Daytona, texting, and taking back roads.

Transcribed - Published: 27 February 2025

Bill rambles about dreams, filming a disaster, and divorce laws. Squarespace:  Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.squarespace.com/(BURR) to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. SimpliSafe:  Go to www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and your first month free.

Transcribed - Published: 24 February 2025

Bill rambles about speed bags, tabloids, and lonely Bill. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (29:27) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-20-17 - Bill rambles about old babies, heroes, and first degree cuntiness. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Silverchair - Abuse Me

Transcribed - Published: 20 February 2025

Bill rambles about the SNL 50 concert, organic food, and shorts in the winter. SimpliSafe:  Go to www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and your first month free. Hims:  Hims can help you find the ED option that works for you. Start your free online visit today at www.Hims.com/BURR 

Transcribed - Published: 17 February 2025

Bill rambles about 'Becoming Led Zeppelin', seeing Paul McCartney, and steam rooms. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (24:00) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 2-13-17 - Bill rambles about Friday the 13th, Coach K, and changing diapers. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: The Beatles - Fixing A Hole

Transcribed - Published: 13 February 2025

Bill rambles about not watching the Super Bowl, drones at the beach, and the Valentine's Day grift. Open Phone:  Right now, OpenPhone is offering 20% off of your first 6 months when you go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR Magic Spoon:  Get 5 dollars off your next order at www.MagicSpoon.com/BURR  

Transcribed - Published: 10 February 2025

Bill rambles about the golden age of sports, being isolated, and evil research records. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast  (37:20) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-6-17 - A stunned Bill Burr rambles about the Patriots Super Bowl win, coaching your kid's team and brushing your teeth.  (01:42:20) - Anything Better Preview & Picks - Super Bowl SimpliSafe:  Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.squarespace.com/(BURR) to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Helix:  And Helix is so confident in their products, they want you to experience it for yourself.  Go to helixsleep.com/BURR for 20% off sitewide + 2 free dream pillows with mattress purchase. Zip Recruiter:  See for yourself! Just go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR right now to try it for free.

Transcribed - Published: 7 February 2025

Bill rambles about children's theater, the Luka trade, and women's cricket. Hims:  With hundreds of thousands of trusted subscribers, Hims can help you find the ED option that works for you at www.Hims.com/BURR  SimpliSafe:  Start the year with greater peace of mind. Visit www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and your first month free. 

Transcribed - Published: 4 February 2025

Bill rambles about getting over a cold, a surprise gathering, and the news. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (27:57) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-30-17 - Bill rambles about all star games, not sleeping, and chicken little. Thursday Afternoon Interlude - Wayne Shorter - Black Orpheus 

Transcribed - Published: 30 January 2025

Bill rambles about Johnny Mathis, the Chiefs, and Japanese Motorcycles. Hims:  With hundreds of thousands of trusted subscribers, Hims can help you find the ED option that works for you at www.Hims.com/BURR  SimpliSafe:  Start the year with greater peace of mind. Visit www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and your first month free. 

Transcribed - Published: 27 January 2025

Bill rambles about the 90's, reincarnation, and the beauty of a brake light. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (28:24) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-24-25 - Bill rambles about Madonna, NFL Football, and writing poetry. (01:21:58) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks - Championship Games Squarespace:  Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.squarespace.com/BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Policy Genius:  Secure your family’s tomorrow so you have peace of mind today. Head to www.policygenius.com/BILLBURR 

Transcribed - Published: 24 January 2025

Bill rambles about kids birthday cakes, playoffs, and the American Presidency. Open Phone:  Right now, OpenPhone is offering 20% off of your first 6 months when you go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR  Magic Spoon:  Get 5 dollars off your next order at www.MagicSpoon.com/BURR  

Transcribed - Published: 20 January 2025

Bill rambles about autographs, coffee cups, and music theory. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (34:52) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-16-25 Bill rambles about days off, Michael Strahan, and football playoffs. (01:36:09) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks - Divisional Playoffs

Transcribed - Published: 16 January 2025

Bill rambles about reactions, artificial intelligence, and cars.  

Transcribed - Published: 13 January 2025

Bill rambles about the L.A. fires, information farming, and succumbing to the matrix. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (37:25) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-9-17 Bill rambles about the Russians, apple trees, and dropping the c-note on your LAY-DEEE! Hims:  Hims can help you find the ED option that works for you. Start your free online visit today at www.Hims.com/BURR  Helix:  Get 25% off Sitewide + 2 FREE Dream Pillows with any mattress purchase at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR  Square Space:  Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to www.squarespace.com/BURR save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.

Transcribed - Published: 10 January 2025

Bill rambles about tree disposal, 'You're So Vain', and calling your girlfriend a 9 out of 10. Zip Recruiter:   Go to this exclusive web address to try ZipRecruiter FOR FREE: ZipRecruiter.com/BURR.

Transcribed - Published: 7 January 2025

Bill rambles about destroying sand castles, the years flying by, and having a dog. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:55) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-3-17 - Bill rambles about the Rose Bowl, having hope, and one thing leading to another. (01:40:29) - NFL Preview & Picks - Week 18 

Transcribed - Published: 3 January 2025

Bill rambles while driving around about baristas, flashlights, and phone upgrades. Harley Davidson:  Visit www.HarleyDavidson.com/BillBurr to sign up for the Harley Davidson Riding Academy, which allows you to learn how to ride a motorcycle and get your license! Open Phone:  Right now, OpenPhone is offering 20% off of your first 6 months when you go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR 

Transcribed - Published: 31 December 2024