Monday Morning Podcast

Bill rambles about learning a Windsor knot, phone functions, and 'The View' gripes. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (52:24) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-1-17 - Bill rambles about the MMP 10 year anniversary, porno sausage and Washington DC. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Santana - Samba Pa Ti SquareSpace:  Check out www.squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.

Transcribed - Published: 1 May 2025

Bill rambles about getting recognized, hecklers, and tall people. Zip Recruiter:  Save time hiring for 2025 — with new ZipIntro.  Just go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR right now to try ZipIntro for free. Cornbread:  Cornbread Hemp’s CBD gummies are made to help you feel better, whether it’s stress, discomfort, or just needing a little relaxation.  Save 30% on your first order at www.cornbreadhemp.com/BURR and use code BURR at checkout. Hims:  Hims can help you find the ED option that works for you at www.Him.com/BURR 

Transcribed - Published: 28 April 2025

Bill rambles about New York, MotoGP, and crooked nipples. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:39) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 4-24-17 - Bill rambles about polka dotted socks, wearing gloves and Captain America. Thursday Afternoon Interlude - Mitch Murder - Telefuture Theme Chubbies:  For a limited time, Chubbies is giving our viewers 20% off your order with our code BURR at www.ChubbiesShorts.com OpenPhone:  Streamline and scale your customer communications with OpenPhone. Get 20% off your first 6 months at www.openphone.com/burr Ava:  Grow your credit score fast with Ava.  Download the Ava app and when you join using my promo code BURRFREE, you’ll get your first month FREE!  SimpliSafe:  Visit www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and get your first month free. That’s SIMPLISAFE dot com slash burr. There’s no safe like SimpliSafe®.

Transcribed - Published: 24 April 2025

Bill rambles about Easter, fruit, and the Book of Job. Policy Genius: Secure your family’s tomorrow so you have peace of mind today. Head to www.policygenius.com/BILLBURR  to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.  SquareSpace: Go to www.squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.

Transcribed - Published: 21 April 2025

Bill rambles about gifting horses, normal work hours, and smart kids. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (29:32) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 4-17-17 - Bill rambles about updating his phone, shitting yourself, and making dumplings. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Night Moves - Hold On To Tonight Brunt:  For a limited time, our listeners get $10 off at BRUNT by using code BURR at checkout at www.BruntWorkwear.com 

Transcribed - Published: 17 April 2025

Bill rambles about seeing Barry Manilow on mushrooms, The Masters, and titty bar food. Hims:  Start you free trial at www.Hims.com/BURR SimpliSafe:  Go to www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and get your first month free. OpenPhone:  OpenPhone: Streamline and scale your customer communications with OpenPhone. Get 20% off your first 6 months at www.openphone.com/burr

Transcribed - Published: 14 April 2025

Bill rambles with Dean Delray about his new special '5836', Turkish hair transplants, and dressing cool at any age. Watch: '5836' - https://www.patreon.com/DeanDelray   (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (38:48) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 4-10-17 - Bill rambles about steroid mist, Mexican food, and red flags. Thursday Afternoon Interlude - Van Halen - Amsterdam

Transcribed - Published: 10 April 2025

Bill rambles about being a man about town, strip clubs, and wallet protests. Fast Growing Trees:  Get 15% off over 6,000 plants to fit any space, from indoor plants to fruit trees to full-sized privacy trees and more with the code BURR at checkout at https://www.fast-growing-trees.com/  SimpliSafe:  Visit www.SimpliSafe.com/Burr to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and get your first month free. Helix:  Go to www.HelixSleep.com/BURR for their Spring Savings Event and get 20% off sitewide.

Transcribed - Published: 7 April 2025

Bill rambles about opening night of Glengarry Glen Ross, the state of baseball, and Val Kilmer. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (35:47) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  u2 - Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me Ava:  Don’t let your credit hold you back another day. Grow your credit score fast with Ava.  Download the Ava app today, and when you join using my promo code BURRFREE, you’ll get your first month free. Open Phone:  OpenPhone is offering my listeners 20% off of your first 6 months at www.OpenPhone.com/BURR SimpliSafe:  Head to  www.squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.

Transcribed - Published: 3 April 2025

Bill rambles about Yankees bats, 'I'm a brand', and blocking roads. Zip Recruiter:  ZipIntro from ZipRecruiter —  you can post your job today — and start talking to qualified candidates tomorrow.  Try for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Open Phone:  OpenPhone is offering my listeners 20% off of your first 6 months at www.OpenPhone.com/BURR 

Transcribed - Published: 31 March 2025

Bill rambles about commercials, cops & protesters, and getting pulled over. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:21) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-27-25 Bill rambles about malls, Formula 1 and his shit-ass house. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Ben Wendel - March

Transcribed - Published: 27 March 2025

Bill rambles about Victoria's Secret secrets, rainforest runways, and pre-qualifications. SimpliSafe:  Visit www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and get your first month free. Squarespace:  Check out www.Squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.

Transcribed - Published: 24 March 2025

Bill rambles about the View, tables in Times Square, and learning guitar. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (29:50) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-20-17 - Bill rambles about Dunkin' Donuts, old cars, and losing his shit. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Steve Vai - Answers (G3: Live In Concert)

Transcribed - Published: 20 March 2025

Bill rambles about laundry rooms, electronic stores, and F1. SimpliSafe:  Check out squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Fast Growing Trees:  This Spring, get up to half off on select plants and other deals. Listeners of our show get 15% off their first purchase when using the code BURR at checkout.

Transcribed - Published: 17 March 2025

Bill rambles about New York, L.A. Airspace, and Shakespeare. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:51) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 3-13-25 - Bill rambles about do-wop, heaven, and  half-a-dude wrasslin. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Roy Ayers - Liquid Love

Transcribed - Published: 13 March 2025

Bill rambles about Glengarry previews, the NBA horror show, and neighbor issues. Hims:  Go to www.Hims.com/BURR for your personalized ED treatment options. SimpliSafe: Visit www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR  to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and get your first month free.

Transcribed - Published: 10 March 2025

Bill rambles about men of yesteryear, pervs of yesteryear, and elastic waist jeans. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:12) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-6-17 - Bill rambles about the Kobe 11’s, country music, and baloney sandwiches. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  GZA - Liquid Swords Squarespace:  Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.squarespace.com/BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Helix:  Go to www.helixsleep.com/BURR for 20% off sitewide.

Transcribed - Published: 6 March 2025

Bill rambles about men of yesteryear, pervs of yesteryear, and elastic waist jeans. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:12) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-6-17 - Bill rambles about the Kobe 11’s, country music, and baloney sandwiches. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  GZA - Liquid Swords Squarespace:  Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.squarespace.com/BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Helix:  Go to www.helixsleep.com/BURR for 20% off sitewide.

Transcribed - Published: 6 March 2025

Bill rambles about F1, American artists, and car insurance. Zip Recruiter:  Try for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Open Phone:  OpenPhone is offering 20% off of your first 6 months when you go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR 

Transcribed - Published: 4 March 2025

Bill rambles about the NHL, going to shows, and model cars. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:59) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-27-25 - Bill rambles about Daytona, texting, and taking back roads.

Transcribed - Published: 27 February 2025

Bill rambles about dreams, filming a disaster, and divorce laws. Squarespace:  Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.squarespace.com/(BURR) to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. SimpliSafe:  Go to www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and your first month free.

Transcribed - Published: 24 February 2025

Bill rambles about speed bags, tabloids, and lonely Bill. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (29:27) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-20-17 - Bill rambles about old babies, heroes, and first degree cuntiness. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Silverchair - Abuse Me

Transcribed - Published: 20 February 2025

Bill rambles about the SNL 50 concert, organic food, and shorts in the winter. SimpliSafe:  Go to www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and your first month free. Hims:  Hims can help you find the ED option that works for you. Start your free online visit today at www.Hims.com/BURR 

Transcribed - Published: 17 February 2025

Bill rambles about 'Becoming Led Zeppelin', seeing Paul McCartney, and steam rooms. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (24:00) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 2-13-17 - Bill rambles about Friday the 13th, Coach K, and changing diapers. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: The Beatles - Fixing A Hole

Transcribed - Published: 13 February 2025

Bill rambles about not watching the Super Bowl, drones at the beach, and the Valentine's Day grift. Open Phone:  Right now, OpenPhone is offering 20% off of your first 6 months when you go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR Magic Spoon:  Get 5 dollars off your next order at www.MagicSpoon.com/BURR  

Transcribed - Published: 10 February 2025

Bill rambles about the golden age of sports, being isolated, and evil research records. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast  (37:20) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-6-17 - A stunned Bill Burr rambles about the Patriots Super Bowl win, coaching your kid's team and brushing your teeth.  (01:42:20) - Anything Better Preview & Picks - Super Bowl SimpliSafe:  Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.squarespace.com/(BURR) to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Helix:  And Helix is so confident in their products, they want you to experience it for yourself.  Go to helixsleep.com/BURR for 20% off sitewide + 2 free dream pillows with mattress purchase. Zip Recruiter:  See for yourself! Just go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR right now to try it for free.

Transcribed - Published: 7 February 2025

Bill rambles about children's theater, the Luka trade, and women's cricket. Hims:  With hundreds of thousands of trusted subscribers, Hims can help you find the ED option that works for you at www.Hims.com/BURR  SimpliSafe:  Start the year with greater peace of mind. Visit www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and your first month free. 

Transcribed - Published: 4 February 2025

Bill rambles about getting over a cold, a surprise gathering, and the news. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (27:57) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-30-17 - Bill rambles about all star games, not sleeping, and chicken little. Thursday Afternoon Interlude - Wayne Shorter - Black Orpheus 

Transcribed - Published: 30 January 2025

Bill rambles about Johnny Mathis, the Chiefs, and Japanese Motorcycles. Hims:  With hundreds of thousands of trusted subscribers, Hims can help you find the ED option that works for you at www.Hims.com/BURR  SimpliSafe:  Start the year with greater peace of mind. Visit www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and your first month free. 

Transcribed - Published: 27 January 2025

Bill rambles about the 90's, reincarnation, and the beauty of a brake light. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (28:24) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-24-25 - Bill rambles about Madonna, NFL Football, and writing poetry. (01:21:58) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks - Championship Games Squarespace:  Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.squarespace.com/BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Policy Genius:  Secure your family’s tomorrow so you have peace of mind today. Head to www.policygenius.com/BILLBURR 

Transcribed - Published: 24 January 2025

Bill rambles about kids birthday cakes, playoffs, and the American Presidency. Open Phone:  Right now, OpenPhone is offering 20% off of your first 6 months when you go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR  Magic Spoon:  Get 5 dollars off your next order at www.MagicSpoon.com/BURR  

Transcribed - Published: 20 January 2025

Bill rambles about autographs, coffee cups, and music theory. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (34:52) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-16-25 Bill rambles about days off, Michael Strahan, and football playoffs. (01:36:09) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks - Divisional Playoffs

Transcribed - Published: 16 January 2025

Bill rambles about reactions, artificial intelligence, and cars.  

Transcribed - Published: 13 January 2025

Bill rambles about the L.A. fires, information farming, and succumbing to the matrix. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (37:25) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-9-17 Bill rambles about the Russians, apple trees, and dropping the c-note on your LAY-DEEE! Hims:  Hims can help you find the ED option that works for you. Start your free online visit today at www.Hims.com/BURR  Helix:  Get 25% off Sitewide + 2 FREE Dream Pillows with any mattress purchase at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR  Square Space:  Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to www.squarespace.com/BURR save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.

Transcribed - Published: 10 January 2025

Bill rambles about tree disposal, 'You're So Vain', and calling your girlfriend a 9 out of 10. Zip Recruiter:   Go to this exclusive web address to try ZipRecruiter FOR FREE: ZipRecruiter.com/BURR.

Transcribed - Published: 7 January 2025

Bill rambles about destroying sand castles, the years flying by, and having a dog. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:55) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-3-17 - Bill rambles about the Rose Bowl, having hope, and one thing leading to another. (01:40:29) - NFL Preview & Picks - Week 18 

Transcribed - Published: 3 January 2025

Bill rambles while driving around about baristas, flashlights, and phone upgrades. Harley Davidson:  Visit www.HarleyDavidson.com/BillBurr to sign up for the Harley Davidson Riding Academy, which allows you to learn how to ride a motorcycle and get your license! Open Phone:  Right now, OpenPhone is offering 20% off of your first 6 months when you go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR 

Transcribed - Published: 31 December 2024

Bill rambles about Christmas pajamas of past, British engines, and going on a journey. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:28) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 12-26-24 - Bill rambles about  woman removers, NBA hoop, and blaming the year 2016. (01:04:53) - Anything Better Preview & Picks - Week 17

Transcribed - Published: 27 December 2024

Bill rambles about the holiday season, the Food Network, and Billy blow dry.

Transcribed - Published: 23 December 2024

Bill rambles with Adam Ray about his Dr. Phil Show on Netflix, crying on cue, and FOMO. Helix:  Helix is offering 20% off plus two free pillows for all your mattresses orders at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR  Harley Davidson:  Sign up for the Harley Davidson Riding Academy website which allows you to learn how to ride a motorcycle and get your license at  harleydavidson.com/billburr.

Transcribed - Published: 19 December 2024

Bill rambles about robot patrol, 'sell-by' dates, and the barber shop. SimpliSafe:  SimpliSafe is extending its massive Black Friday deal for my listeners. This week only, you can get 50% off any new system with a select professional monitoring plan. This is your last chance to claim their best offer of the year at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR 

Transcribed - Published: 16 December 2024

Bill rambles with Ilana Glazer about her new special 'Human Magic', queer canon, and Vinny Barbarino. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (44:39) - Thursday Afternoon Interlude 12-12-16 - Bill rambles about  the gun test, traveling, and experiencing loss. (01:52:18) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks Week 15 Harley Davidson:  Visit www.HarleyDavidson.com/BillBurr to sign up for the Harley Davidson Riding Academy website which allows you to learn how to ride a motorcycle and get your license. Hims:  With hundreds of thousands of trusted subscribers, Hims can help you find the ED option that works for you at www.Hims.com/BURR 

Transcribed - Published: 13 December 2024

Bill rambles about corporate scams, sucking on a chili dog, and the price of a men's haircut. SimpliSafe:  SimpliSafe is extending its massive Black Friday deal for my listeners. This week only, you can get 50% off any new system with a select professional monitoring plan at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Gametime:  Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURR for $20 off your first purchase.

Transcribed - Published: 9 December 2024

Bill rambles about holiday gifting, street shootings, and 70s hair parts. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (35:30) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 12-5-16 - Bill rambles about Nico Rosberg's retirement, cardio music, and toupee sex. (01:26:08) - Anything Better? NFL Preview & Picks - Week 14 Mando:  As a special offer for listeners, new customers get $5 off a Starter Pack with our exclusive code. That equates to over 40% off your Starter Pack Use code BURR at www.ShopMando.com SimpliSafe:  SimpliSafe is extending its massive Black Friday deal for my listeners. This week only, you can get 50% off any new system with a select professional monitoring plan. This is your last chance to claim their best offer of the year at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR 

Transcribed - Published: 5 December 2024

Bill rambles about pitch meetings, Thanksgiving, and 'gratuities'. Zip Recruiter: Go to wwwZipRecruiter.com/BURR right now and try it for free.  Indochino: Upgrade your closet and shop discounted custom pieces and bundles at www.Indochino.com during their Black Friday Sale, November 18th through December 1st, and their Cyber Sale from December 2nd to December 8th. Public Rec: Stop suffering in regular pants and give the gift of comfort this Holiday Season! For a limited time only, our listeners get 20% off when you use code [BURR] at checkout. Open Phone: OpenPhone is offering 20% off of your first six months when you go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR

Transcribed - Published: 2 December 2024

Bill rambles about the Grapevine highway, the Coen Brothers, and the great Chuck Woolery.

Transcribed - Published: 25 November 2024

Bill rambles about Bakersfield, 'Heavy Metal Parking Lot', and touring with Dean Delray. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:10) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 11-21-16 Bill rambles about Top Gun, sting rays, and putting on weight. (01:42:43) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks Week 12

Transcribed - Published: 22 November 2024

Bill rambles about full body deodorant, woman's response to staring, and the mob going legit. Helix:  Get 25% off Sitewide + 2 FREE Dream Pillows with any mattress purchase and a Bedding Bundle (2 Dream Pillows, Sheet Set, and Mattress Protector) with any Luxe or Elite mattress order at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR Indochino:  Upgrade your closet and shop discounted custom pieces and bundles at Indochino.com during their Black Friday Sale, November 18th through December 1st, and their Cyber Sale from December 2nd to December 8th. SimpliSafe:  This week only, you can get 60% off any new system with a select professional monitoring plan at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR 

Transcribed - Published: 18 November 2024

Bill rambles about leftover mushrooms, Moto GP, and keeping it light. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (45:24) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 11-14-16 Bill rambles about celebrity pundits, crying adults, and orange toupees. (02:03:36) - Anything Better Preview & Picks - Week 11 Mando:  As a special offer for listeners, new customers get $5 off a Starter Pack with our exclusive code BURR at www.ShopMando.com  Open Phone:  Right now, OpenPhone is offering 20% off of your first 6 months when you go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR Henson Shaving:  Visit www.HensonShaving.com/BURR to pick the razor for you and use code BURR and you’ll get two years' worth of blades free with your razor–just make sure to add them to your cart.

Transcribed - Published: 14 November 2024

Bill rambles about Saturday Night Live, pilates, and having a 'staring problem'. Indochino:  Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more. Hims:  Start your free online visit today at www.Hims.com/BURR  Liquid Death:  Get $5 off any case of Liquid Death at www.liquiddeath.com/BURR  

Transcribed - Published: 12 November 2024