Monopolies, Fighting Animals, Distractions | Monday Morning Podcast 4-20-26
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 20 April 2026
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Bill rambles about monopolies, fighting animals, and distractions.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, April 20th, 2006. |
| 0:10.2 | Six, six, six, six. What's going on? How are you? Oh, Jesus. Jesus, age Christ, what a fucking liver shot that Bruins' loss was yesterday. |
| 0:25.5 | I have to tell you, I didn't flip out at all. |
| 0:28.6 | I didn't scream at and I was sitting there with my kids and I was just like expressionless. |
| 0:32.2 | I don't know what it was. |
| 0:33.7 | I just kind of felt like when it was two to nothing with like 10 minutes to go, even before that, I had this sinking feeling. |
| 0:44.3 | I thought it was going to happen in the second period, but I had this sinking feeling. |
| 0:47.1 | I'm like, they're going to fucking tie this game up and we're going to lose it in overtime. |
| 0:51.6 | I don't know why. |
| 0:52.9 | I don't know why I was thinking that. But in no way, shape, or form that I think they were going to lose it in overtime. I don't know why. I don't know why I was thinking that, |
| 0:54.5 | but in no way, shape, or form that I think they were going to score four fucking goals |
| 0:58.5 | in the final 10 minutes. Um, yeah, I just, I was kind of thinking, you know, if we could just |
| 1:09.1 | with five minutes left, if it's still two to nothing, I think we can win this game. But I just, I knew if they get, if it became two to one, I knew we were going to be on our heels and then they were going to score and they were going to tie it up. But I did not think that they were going to win that in fucking regulation. That took me back to when we thought we forced a game seven against the Blackhawks, and then they tied it up, and then they won it. And then all of a sudden they were skating around with the Stanley Cup, and you're like, wait, what the fuck just happened? Is it over? I do take a little, that fucking guy on the Sabres was like, you know, we weren't scared. |
| 1:45.7 | This is what we do. |
| 1:47.3 | Oh, you're fucking, you weren't scared. |
| 1:48.9 | I saw the looks on your faces. |
| 1:50.0 | You were freaking out. |
| 1:51.5 | So is the crowd. |
| 1:53.0 | It's Buffalo. |
| 1:57.9 | You just, they all stop waving their fucking pom-poms for like almost two full periods. |
| 1:59.9 | We went up one-nothing. The pom-poms came like almost two full periods. We went up one-nothing. |
| 2:04.1 | The pom-poms came down and it was quiet. |
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