Being Late, Line Cutting, Karate Cowboys | Monday Morning Podcast 5-18-26
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 18 May 2026
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about being late to the game, line cutting, and karate cowboys.
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| 0:00.0 | All right, everybody, this is kind of exciting. |
| 0:02.4 | Billy Old School, Billy Analog. |
| 0:04.2 | I partnered with Vinyl Moon to create a special edition album of my best Monday morning podcast, |
| 0:10.7 | Ad Reads over the years, available alongside their amazing vinyl mixtape club. |
| 0:17.0 | Here is the album here. |
| 0:18.5 | I think, you know, they did the whole old timey style here. |
| 0:21.7 | Some of my favorite ones, the zip recruiter, the sweaty balls with the John Houston piano remix. |
| 0:29.5 | Weapons of mass destruction, no tear. I remember that one. What the fuck am I reading? Who was that one? |
| 0:35.5 | That was Sherry's Barry's. Nature, nature's box. Oh my God. |
| 0:39.8 | They, now they had no fucking sense of humor. And, uh, oh, at that time I made my lovely wife |
| 0:44.5 | laughing, talking about that guy falling off the scooter. Uh, it's really cool. The artwork is |
| 0:49.1 | incredible. Check out the, the color of the record. Are they all like this? This is limited. |
| 0:53.7 | They're all this color, man. They're not messing around over here. Anyway, so now you don't have to go on YouTube and click through a whole bunch of them. You can get them all in one, put them on, take your gummy, eat your mushrooms, whatever you want to do. This beautiful custom album comes with a handful of my favorite ad reads over the years, pressed on a custom color with the unique MMP art. |
| 1:13.2 | Vinyl Moon partnered with me to press this limited edition run of these albums, which |
| 1:17.9 | are available only when you sign up for Vinyl Moon subscription membership for a new |
| 1:23.8 | Vinyl Moon subscription membership. |
| 1:25.2 | Did it. |
| 1:25.7 | All right. |
| 1:26.0 | Vinyl Moon is an independent vinyl club for music lovers and adventurous spirits. |
| 1:32.0 | What are you talking to? |
| 1:33.0 | Swingers? |
| 1:33.6 | What are we doing here? |
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