Super Bowl, The Bay Area, Birds | Monday Morning Podcast 2-9-26
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 9 February 2026
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Bill rambles about the Super Bowl, the Bay Area, and birds.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning podcast. |
| 0:04.8 | But Monday, February 10th, 2006, what's going on? |
| 0:10.2 | Hawaii! |
| 0:12.5 | How's it going? |
| 0:13.4 | Oh, Billy lost his voice here. |
| 0:16.4 | Fucking doing all that. |
| 0:17.5 | I was up there for the Super Bowl weekend in the Bay Area, the Bay Area. Didn't go to the game, as always, but I went up there for the Super Bowl weekend in the Bay Area. The Bay Area. |
| 0:22.8 | Didn't go to the game, as always, but I went up there and, you know, I played the game. |
| 0:28.0 | I schmoozed. |
| 0:28.6 | I did what I have to do. |
| 0:29.6 | That's like Showbiz Comic Con, I guess. |
| 0:33.6 | I got a bunch of funny stories. |
| 0:35.6 | Some of them I got to kind of talk around. |
| 0:39.3 | But anyway, let's get to what you want me to talk about. |
| 0:41.7 | Let's talk about the game. |
| 0:42.9 | I mean, that was just total domination. |
| 0:45.9 | We just were not ready for prime time. |
| 0:49.2 | And they played mistake-free football through the whole playoffs. |
| 0:53.5 | I mean, they didn't turn the ball over once, which nobody's ever done. |
| 0:58.2 | And that left side of our offensive line, they weren't even going around them. They were just pushing our linemen into the quarterback. |
| 1:08.0 | One time a guy was getting blocked by like our center. He literally |
| 1:11.5 | reached around the guy and pulled Drake down. I think Drake's taken way too much shit. |
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