A.I. CEOs, Owned Politicians, Car Surveillance | Monday Morning Podcast 4-27-26
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 27 April 2026
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Bill rambles about A.I. CEOs, owned politicians, and car surveillance.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, April 27th, 2020, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6. I'm going to say 5. What's going on? How are you? How's it going? Jesus, I'm still saying 2025, the end of April. I usually make fun of how |
| 0:24.3 | when people talk about how fast years are going by, like Jesus Christ, this going by so |
| 0:29.6 | fucking fast. It's my example of me making fun of people talking about how fast. Did you miss |
| 0:34.9 | it? Did you miss it in it? Jesus Christ, it's going by so fast. |
| 0:39.7 | I will say this year is flying by. My 50s are flying by. Everybody talks about the older you get, |
| 0:45.8 | the faster life goes by. That didn't happen until my 50s, you know, 20s, 30s, 40s. |
| 0:52.1 | That all kind of seemed like, you like the roller coaster you're going up the |
| 0:57.2 | fucking thing there you know and then 50s was it's just going downhill which is cool it's not |
| 1:04.7 | i don't mind that this that this part of your life goes by really fast considering |
| 1:08.9 | um the direction the world in general seems to be heading. |
| 1:13.4 | But I am seeing some positive shit. |
| 1:17.6 | I was at a restaurant last night. I saw a guy reading a book. |
| 1:30.1 | Oh, that's right. |
| 1:35.6 | And I remember I was doing some stupid rap to Nia about the guy at the bar. |
| 1:36.0 | What was it? He's the guy at the bar. |
| 1:37.2 | He reads a book. |
| 1:38.4 | He's the guy at the bar. |
| 1:40.4 | Just have a look. |
| 1:41.4 | I can't remember what it was. |
| 1:42.4 | It somehow ended with he's better than you. |
| 1:48.3 | Um... just have a look. I can't remember what it was. It somehow ended with He's Better Than You. I don't know. I don't remember. But yeah, I saw a guy reading a book |
| 1:51.1 | and wasn't doing it in an obnoxious way. He actually seemed engaged. |
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