Disney, Hockey, Flying | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-26-26
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 26 February 2026
⏱️ 101 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about being a Disney dad, hockey, and flying.
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(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(34:09) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-26-18 - Bill rambles about the Bruins, inspirational speakers, and guns.
Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Mitch Murder - Breaking Waves
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| 0:34.6 | Hey, what's going on? |
| 0:35.7 | It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast. What's going on? How are you? How's it going, dude? Oh, I'm sitting here on my L-shaped couch. NHL's back watching Jack Hughes with the golden goal playing back with the devils and the |
| 1:01.6 | fucking Buffalo Sabres. |
| 1:06.4 | Anyway, what a week, what a week. |
| 1:10.1 | As I mentioned before, we took the kids out to go see the monster trucks, |
| 1:13.8 | and then we went to Disneyland. |
| 1:16.2 | Had a great time. |
| 1:17.6 | Guess what? |
| 1:18.1 | I finally met Goofy. |
| 1:19.7 | I finally got a picture with them. |
| 1:21.5 | Forty years. |
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