Health Advice, Cruise Ship Pitch, Gift Rejections | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-26-28
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 28 May 2026
⏱️ 87 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about health advice, a cruise ship pitch, and gift rejections.
(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(33:25) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-28-18 - Bill rambles about losing Game 7, Hollywood vanity, and Korean Foreskins.
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| 0:00.0 | Insurance isn't one-size-fits-all, and shopping for it shouldn't feel like squeezing into something that just doesn't fit. |
| 0:08.0 | That's why drivers have enjoyed progressives Name Your Price Tool for years. |
| 0:12.2 | With the Name Your Price Tool, you tell them what you want to pay, and they show you options that fit your budget. |
| 0:18.1 | Enough hunting for discounts, trying to calculate rates, and tinkering with |
| 0:22.1 | coverages. Maybe you're picking out your very first policy. Or maybe you're just looking for something |
| 0:27.0 | that works better for you and your family. Either way, they make it simple to see your options. No |
| 0:32.6 | guesswork, no surprises. Ready to see how easy and fun shopping for car insurance can be? |
| 0:38.7 | Visit progressive.com and give the name your price tool a try. |
| 0:42.5 | Take the stress out of shopping and find coverage that fits your life on your terms. |
| 0:47.7 | Progressive Casualty Insurance Company and Affiliates. |
| 0:50.7 | Price and coverage match limited by state law. |
| 0:54.0 | Hey, what's going on? |
| 0:55.3 | It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast. |
| 0:59.6 | And I'm just checking it on you. |
| 1:04.2 | What's going in? |
| 1:05.3 | Just checking it on you. |
| 1:07.8 | Just checking it on you. |
| 1:14.1 | Oh, Billy Freckles. Oh, Billy Jimrat billy gym rat just went to my gym and i just saw one of the fucking ellipticals is out of order now we're down |
| 1:20.3 | to one it's my fucking that's my go-to. You know? I do the elliptical. |
| 1:28.0 | That's what I do. |
| 1:29.8 | I just like saying what I do in my workouts. |
| 1:31.8 | Just everybody, |
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