Ragers, Easter Candy, Getting Scanned | Monday Morning Podcast 4-6-26
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 6 April 2026
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about going to a 'rager', Easter candy, and getting scanned.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? |
| 0:02.7 | It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, April 6th, |
| 0:10.1 | 2020, 6, 6, 6, 6. |
| 0:13.7 | What's going on? |
| 0:14.8 | How are you? |
| 0:16.9 | Oh, Jesus. |
| 0:19.1 | I'm recording at 529 in the morning. Monday morning. |
| 0:25.3 | Living up to the name of the podcast. |
| 0:29.6 | I got a bunch of shit to do today. What else is new? What else is new? Did you have a good weekend? |
| 0:36.0 | Did you not watch the news? |
| 0:38.6 | So you could maybe just fucking chill for a second. |
| 0:42.9 | This fucking nitwit. |
| 0:46.9 | Anyway, I went to a buddy's 60th birthday party on say night as they say in Boston Saturday, Thursday Friday, |
| 1:01.4 | Saturday. Why don't you come by on Saturday? We'll throw it in the back of your truck, all right? |
| 1:13.2 | It's fucking unbelievable. |
| 1:14.5 | Dude, 60 years old. |
| 1:15.8 | I remember, it's a comedian. |
| 1:18.9 | I opened for him in 1993 was when I first worked with him. |
| 1:25.2 | I was 25 and he was 27. |
| 1:28.9 | Just like, what the fuck? |
| 1:31.2 | How did this happen? |
| 1:33.6 | It was funny. |
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