Rooms, Asteroids, Getting Along | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-19-26
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 20 March 2026
⏱️ 103 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about gutted rooms, asteroidal impacts and getting along.
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(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(32:37) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 3-19-26 - Bill rambles about the Easter Bunny, bowling alleys, and Takes From The Tour Bus.
Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Mitch Murder - Intertia
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast. And I'm just checking in on you. |
| 0:11.7 | What's going on, dude? Oh, Billy Bruins. Oh, Billy Hockey Face. Oh, fucking Billy Dasher. |
| 0:26.1 | Oh, you know Dasher and cross checks and face washes and off sides um i i was on the road so i missed out on some brunes game so i got caught up i watched |
| 0:35.6 | the san jose shacks game i got caught up. I watched the San Jose Shacks game. I watched the |
| 0:39.1 | Capitals. I watched the Devils. And then I watched the Habs. And, uh, fucking overtime losses, |
| 0:47.1 | dude, the fucking overtime. First of all, I didn't think the overtime was ever going to end in the |
| 0:50.9 | Capitals game. You got all the way to the shootout dude they went to like |
| 0:55.0 | the fucking seventh shooter on each side it got to the point was like are these guys trying |
| 0:59.6 | everybody looks tired um i will say this getting back to the san jose sharks that celebrini kid |
| 1:06.3 | and i i finally looked up the stats and obviously the secret is out with that kid. |
| 1:12.8 | Holy shit. |
| 1:15.3 | Was that dude fun to watch? |
| 1:16.8 | He's only 20 years old. |
| 1:22.3 | It's kind of fucking exciting if you're a San Jose Sharks fan. And dude, they're road jerseys with the helmet mashing the fucking shorts there. |
| 1:28.3 | By the way, I found out why they went away with the cooperoles, the pants, the slacks |
| 1:34.3 | that the flyers and the Hartford Whalers had back in the 80s. |
| 1:39.6 | I guess when you went down, he just kept sliding. |
| 1:43.6 | There wasn't enough friction, you know, |
| 1:45.1 | with the socks and all of the pads down around your fucking, your shin gads. I don't know. |
| 1:49.9 | I guess they just, they would wipe out and they would just keep fucking sliding something like |
| 1:54.8 | that. I thought it was just because they looked stupid. But what was funny was, I never questioned |
| 1:59.2 | the hockey uniform. But when the pants went away, |
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