School Photos, Religion, 'I Will Say' | Monday Morning Podcast 3-9-26

Monday Morning Podcast

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🗓️ 9 March 2026

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Bill rambles about school photos, religion, and the phrase 'I Will Say'.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byr, and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, March 9th,
0:08.0	2006. What's going on? How are ya?
0:15.0	2006, six, six, six, the number of the beast, go into war for Jesus Christ.
0:30.3	I kill you in the name of Jesus Christ, the son of God who created all of us in his image and the Fifth Commandment.
0:39.6	You're not allowed to kill people.
0:40.8	Unless.
0:42.9	Unless.
0:46.0	Unless.
0:47.2	Anyway, Jesus Christ, dude.
0:49.1	What the fuck?
0:50.0	How many?
0:52.1	I'm not going to lie.
0:52.9	That Bruins.
0:58.6	That Bruins game today. that took a lot out of me.
1:04.0	I don't know what, what, we're playing good.
1:05.5	You know, we're having an amazing season.
1:06.7	I love the fucking team. But dude, if we fucking go up by three or four goals, one more fucking time, and with five to seven minutes left in the second period, what do we do?
1:15.7	We take a penalty.
1:16.6	We literally took a penalty.
1:17.6	And I go, they're not going to do this again.
1:21.5	They're not going to let these cunts back into this fucking game.
1:27.3	Are they really going to do this?
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