Spiritual Whores, Birds, Cleo's Legacy | Monday Morning Podcast 2-2-26

Monday Morning Podcast

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4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2026

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Bill rambles about spiritual whores, his top five birds, and Cleo's legay.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:01.8	It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, February 2nd,
0:09.7	2006.
0:11.1	Good Lord, I forgot what year it was.
0:12.6	What's going on?
0:13.4	How are you?
0:15.0	How's it going?
0:16.2	How's things in your world?
0:19.7	Just so, you know, do you have a game plan?
0:22.2	Like, what are you going to do with your day today?
0:26.5	I love those fucking self-help people.
0:29.2	You know, they act like they're trying to, like, you know,
0:33.7	improve your life.
0:34.6	And the first thing they do is they bring stress into it.
0:38.9	Seizing the day.
0:41.2	To do what?
0:42.7	What am I, why am I seizing the day?
0:45.5	What, like ice?
0:48.1	Am I taking the day and throwing it in a van
0:50.6	and shooting somebody's unarmed mother?
0:53.6	And then saying, fucking bitch bitch is that what i'm
0:55.5	doing is that what i'm doing to the day am i seizing it what can i just sort of enjoy it yeah where the
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