Dancing Robots, Tips, 90s Michael Douglas | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-21-26
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 21 May 2026
⏱️ 106 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about dancing robots, tips, and the victimization of Michael Douglas in the 90's.
(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(33:17) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-21-18 - Bill rambles about Artisan ice cream, expansion franchises, and the Royal Wedding.
Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Ryan Porter - Déjà Vu
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| 0:00.0 | All right, everybody, this is kind of exciting. |
| 0:03.0 | Billy Old School, Billy Analog. |
| 0:05.0 | I partnered with Vinyl Moon to create a special edition album of my best Monday morning podcast, |
| 0:11.4 | ad reads over the years, available alongside their amazing vinyl mixtape club. |
| 0:17.7 | Here is the album here. |
| 0:19.2 | I think, you know, they did the whole old timey style here. |
| 0:22.4 | Some of my favorite ones, the zip recruiter, the sweaty balls with the John Houston piano remix. |
| 0:30.2 | Weapons of mass destruction, no tear. I remember that one. What the fuck am I reading? Who was that one? |
| 0:35.7 | That was Sherry's Berries. Nature's Box. Oh, my God. Now, they had no fucking sense of humor. And, oh, that time I made my lovely wife laughing, talking about that guy falling off the scooter. It's really cool. The artwork is incredible. Check out the color of the record. Are they all like this? This is limited. They're all this color, man. They're not messing around over here. Anyway, so now you don't have to go on YouTube and click through a whole bunch of them. You can get them all in one, put them on, take your gummy, eat your mushrooms, whatever you want to do. This beautiful custom album comes with a handful of my favorite ad reads over the years, pressed on a custom color with the unique MMP art. |
| 1:13.9 | Vinyl Moon partnered with me to press this limited edition run of these albums which are available |
| 1:19.2 | only when you sign up for Vinyl Moon subscription membership for a new Vinyl Moon subscription |
| 1:25.4 | membership. |
| 1:25.7 | Did it. |
| 1:26.4 | All right. |
| 1:26.7 | Vinyl Moon is an independent vinyl club for music lovers and adventurous spirits. |
| 1:32.9 | What are you talking to? |
| 1:33.8 | Swingers? |
| 1:34.3 | What are we doing here? |
| 1:35.3 | Vinyl Moon has been creating and sending mixtapes of new music and original artwork |
| 1:39.4 | pressed on vinyl to members around the world every month for over 10 years. |
| 1:44.0 | They got experience. Each of their |
| 1:45.8 | vinyl mixtapes comes in a super deluxe packaging and they collaborate with different visual |
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