Walking Pneumonia, Rhode Island, Knicks | Monday Morning Podcast 6-15-26
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 15 June 2026
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about walking pneumonia, Rhode Island, and the championship Knicks.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, June 15th, |
| 0:06.9 | 2006, six, six, six. What's going on? How are you? How's it going, everybody? Oh, guess what? |
| 0:15.5 | You know this fucking thing that I, this cold I've had for like a month that then I just self-diagnosed? |
| 0:19.9 | I must have picked up some sort of fucking virus. |
| 0:22.1 | Do I get COVID? |
| 0:23.0 | Do I need to go... |
| 0:24.1 | Yeah, it turns out I have walking pneumonia. |
| 0:27.2 | I got the walking pneumonia and the buggy, boogie. |
| 0:31.8 | Um... |
| 0:32.2 | So it was a little bit of that. |
| 0:38.1 | I'm an antibiotic. |
| 0:41.0 | And I'm contagious, evidently. |
| 0:44.6 | So I've been masking it up. |
| 0:47.0 | You know, were you a fucking snowflake? |
| 0:50.9 | You know what's funny about this? |
| 0:52.5 | I just want to think it can't get any more bro-y, ignorant, or overtly racist. |
| 0:58.2 | It just goes to another fucking level. |
| 1:01.0 | It just goes to another level. |
| 1:02.9 | It's just such fucking cringy. |
| 1:06.6 | I can't, I don't even, it's just fucking so fucking stupid. |
| 1:09.9 | It's the dumbest shit ever. |
| 1:12.1 | All these white guys excited that, you know, they've retaken the country that they never lost. |
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