Patrice Benefit, Privacy, Cold Plunge | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-1-26
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 1 May 2026
⏱️ 88 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about the Patrice Benefit, the end of privacy, and taking a cold plunge.
(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? |
| 0:03.5 | It's Bill Bird. |
| 0:04.3 | It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast. |
| 0:08.0 | And I'm just checking it on you. |
| 0:13.0 | Oh, I'm sorry because my podcast is too |
| 0:21.7 | too ta'clock |
| 0:22.2 | because I'm going to rest |
| 0:24.8 | I'm in New York. |
| 0:27.0 | I was in New York and I didn't do my podcast. |
| 0:30.1 | I am sorry. |
| 0:31.1 | I've been practicing my French |
| 0:33.0 | and doing all of that shit on the flight |
| 0:36.3 | back out here to L.A. |
| 0:39.9 | It's great to be back out here in Los Angeles. |
| 0:43.7 | You know, I was at this coffee shop, |
| 0:47.3 | and I was talking to this lady, |
| 0:51.1 | kept running to this same woman at this coffee shop because I kept going to the same thing. |
| 0:52.7 | To the point, she literally left her kid for me to watch while she went in to go get her coffee. |
| 1:00.4 | And we were talking about beautiful cities with bad skid rose. |
| 1:04.6 | And it was L.A., Seattle, and Vancouver, you know, with horrific Skid Rose. |
| 1:11.6 | But I will say, still beautiful cities. |
| 1:14.9 | Still beautiful cities. |
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