Files, L.A. Rain, Hurling | Monday Morning Podcast 2-16-26
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 17 February 2026
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Bill rambles about the Files, L.A. Rain, and Hurling.
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| 0:34.3 | Hey, what's going on? |
| 0:35.5 | It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, February 16th, |
| 0:40.2 | 20206. What's going on? How are you? How's it going? Oh, geez there. How's it going for you in your world? |
| 0:52.1 | It's a rainy day. It never rains in California. I was just out to |
| 0:59.0 | breakfast. You wouldn't believe this. I went out to breakfast, don't you see? And I got myself a cup of |
| 1:03.8 | coffee. All right? Actually, walked by, there was a table of firefighters sitting there. |
| 1:12.2 | And it was raining out. |
| 1:13.4 | And I so wanted to be the Geico Dad. |
| 1:15.9 | Not a lot of work for you guys today, huh? |
| 1:19.8 | Um, some firefighter's going to run in. |
| 1:25.8 | Actually, with the amount of accidents and power lines. |
| 1:28.4 | I know, I know. |
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