Golf, Farmers, Squirrels | Monday Morning Podcast 4-13-26
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 13 April 2026
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about how playing golf is stupid, farmers, and biting squirrels.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? |
| 0:02.5 | It's Bill Burr. |
| 0:03.4 | How you doing? |
| 0:04.8 | It's time for the fucking Monday morning podcast for Monday, April 13, 2026. |
| 0:12.7 | Six, six, six, six. |
| 0:14.1 | What's going on? |
| 0:15.9 | How are you? |
| 0:18.0 | I think it's very apropos. |
| 0:20.9 | Hey, when people say that, it's very apropos. When people say that, it's very apropos. |
| 0:25.9 | There's a couple of those words. |
| 0:27.1 | You hear those words and you're just like, oh, I am not going to like what comes after this. |
| 0:31.4 | When someone goes, you know, I think it's apropos. |
| 0:34.4 | Am I saying that right? |
| 0:35.4 | Apropos? |
| 0:36.0 | Apropos? |
| 0:39.2 | You know, I guess that's French for very fitting. |
| 0:46.6 | Or dude, I called it. |
| 0:48.4 | Is that what, like, smart people say instead of saying, dude, I called it? |
| 0:52.6 | Sorry, apropos. |
| 0:54.4 | Here's another thing that a lot of people like to say. |
| 0:57.1 | I didn't finish for April 13th, 2020, 2006. |
| 1:00.6 | I did say that. |
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