'What It's All About', Texas, 'Plantman & Blondie | Monday Morning Podcast 3-16-26
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 16 March 2026
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Bill rambles about the 'What It's All About, a few days in Texas, and 'Plantmand & Blondie'.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, March 16th, 2000, 26, sick, sick. What's going on? How are you? How's it fucking going? Do you know what you're doing? |
| 0:23.5 | Some people say all the time. |
| 0:25.2 | Oh, I'm just going right into it. |
| 0:27.1 | I'm just going right into it. |
| 0:28.5 | You know, I tell you, that's what it's all about. |
| 0:33.6 | That's what it's all about. |
| 0:35.1 | Oh, did you figure it out? |
| 0:37.2 | Did you figure out why we're here? |
| 0:39.4 | There's always something fucking stupid. |
| 0:42.7 | I'll tell you, man, when you get home and there's a half-eaten sandwich there and a bag of chips, |
| 0:46.6 | and there's nobody there to fuck with your world, |
| 0:48.7 | that's what it's all about. |
| 0:52.9 | That's what it's all about? |
| 0:55.1 | That's what it's all about. That's what it's all about? That's what it's all about. |
| 0:57.2 | The whole fucking song about that. |
| 1:02.6 | Why can't people just say, you know, that's a nice moment. |
| 1:06.3 | And considering being here is so goddamn fucking confusing, |
| 1:10.7 | it's nice to have moments like that. |
| 1:14.8 | And as far as like the overall shit |
| 1:18.3 | of what people are doing to each other |
| 1:21.6 | that you can't even read about it anymore |
| 1:23.1 | because it's so fucked up. |
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