Euro Step, Address Abuse, Puppet Act | Monday Morning Podcast 3-23-26
Monday Morning Podcast
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🗓️ 23 March 2026
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Bill rambled about the Euro step, address abuse, and a puppet act.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, |
| 0:06.7 | March 23rd, 2006, 6, 6. What's going on, man? How's it going this Monday? Oh, geez, here we go again. |
| 0:20.5 | March madness. NHL coming to a close of the regular |
| 0:25.5 | season. Final two fucking weeks, dude. The fuck. NBA, NBA goes on forever. NBA just keeps going |
| 0:34.9 | like people traveling. You know? |
| 0:38.3 | It's a metaphor for how long their fucking season is and how long the playoffs go. |
| 0:42.3 | They almost go into July now. |
| 0:44.3 | Taking four steps, a Euro step. |
| 0:47.3 | Then you can do a James Brown slide. |
| 0:49.3 | And then everybody's got to clear out of the paint. |
| 0:51.3 | Get out of the paint. |
| 0:53.3 | You are not allowed to defend your own goal. Get the fuck out of the paint. Get out of the paint. |
| 0:57.0 | You are not allowed to defend your own goal. |
| 0:58.5 | Get the fuck out of the way of it. |
| 1:04.7 | And then at the last second, jump in when the guys already got a head of steam coming down the fucking lane. |
| 1:07.8 | And then you're going to end up on Sports Center getting dunked on. |
| 1:10.8 | So instead, what you do is you just, you don't contest it. |
| 1:16.6 | I will say this, though, the best shooters collectively, the NBA has ever seen. It's like the fucking Globetrotters out there. Got a guy out there like eight feet tall, just draining threes. |
| 1:22.7 | Drain in threes. Like he's Steph Curry. It doesn't even make any sense. |
| 1:44.9 | Anyway, they pick up their dribble, the top of the other team's key, and just fucking run. As long as you do that Euro step, I don't know what it is. I think it's because they're trying to go global with it. And Europeans still like maybe, I don't know, maybe they're not good at dribbling. |
| 2:00.9 | They're great at shooting. I don't think they're good at dribbling. So they let them do like, no, you know what it is? I think they wear a lot of like loafers over there. You know? And they just used to kind of like sliding over somewhere, you know, and lighten a cigarette all in the same way. That's how you get like pussy in Austria or something. So I think they're just used to doing that. So now it's like, |
| 2:05.3 | all right, you know, we want to go global. We got Dirk in. So now Germany's into the shit or |
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