Rooms, Asteroids, Getting Along | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-19-26

Monday Morning Podcast

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4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2026

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about gutted rooms, asteroidal impacts and getting along.

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(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(32:37) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 3-19-26 - Bill rambles about the Easter Bunny, bowling alleys, and Takes From The Tour Bus.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Mitch Murder - Intertia

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:02.9	It's Bill Byr, and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast,
0:07.2	and I'm just checking in on you.
0:12.4	What's going on, dude?
0:15.1	Oh, Billy Bruins.
0:16.6	Oh, Billy Hockey Face.
0:18.3	Oh, fucking Billy Dasher.
0:21.9	Oh, you know Dasher and crosschecks and face washes and off sides.
0:30.9	I was on the road, so I missed out on some Bruins games.
0:35.1	So I got caught up.
0:35.9	I watched the San Jose Shacks game.
0:39.0	I watched the Capitals. I watched the Devils. And then I watched the Habs. And, uh, fucking
0:46.8	overtime losses, dude, the fucking overtime. First of all, I didn't think the overtime was ever going to
0:50.9	end in the Capitals game. You got all the way to the shootout, dude.
0:55.2	They went to like the fucking seventh shooter on each side.
0:58.6	It got to the point.
0:59.2	It was like, are these guys trying?
1:00.5	Everybody looks tired.
1:03.6	I will say this, getting back to the San Jose Sharks, that Celebrini kid.
1:07.2	And I finally looked up the stats, and obviously the secret is out with that kid.
1:12.3	Holy shit. Was that dude fun to watch? He's only 20 years old. It's kind of fucking exciting if you're a San Jose Sharks fan. And dude, they're road jerseys with the helmet mashing the fucking shorts there.
1:29.0	By the way, I found out why they went away with the cooperoles, the pants, the slacks that the flyers and the Hartford Whalers had back in the 80s.
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