The Future, Rush, Cleaning Without A Permit | Monday Morning Podcast 6-22-26
Monday Morning Podcast
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🗓️ 22 June 2026
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Bill rambles about the future, Rush, and cleaning without a permit.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday. |
| 0:07.4 | June 22nd, 2020, 2006. What's going on? How are you? |
| 0:14.4 | How's it going, dude? Oh, geez, what's going on? What's going on there in the fucking states? |
| 0:21.3 | Sorry, bad Irish accent. |
| 0:23.2 | I'm in Belfast right now. |
| 0:25.9 | I sat on this movie tomorrow, doing a little independent film over here. |
| 0:31.6 | Had a great time, brought the family over the weekend. |
| 0:35.7 | We drove up to Bally Castle. |
| 0:38.3 | Got some fish and chips at Mortons, |
| 0:41.3 | right out of the sea into the oil. |
| 0:45.3 | Sorry, it's gonna be brutal. |
| 0:48.3 | Brutal Irish accent. |
| 0:51.3 | The whole way, or whatever the fuck it is I'm doing um oh my god what a gorgeous country |
| 0:56.6 | it's ridiculous they they shot some of uh game of thrones uh the driver was saying along |
| 1:04.9 | the way up the coast they shot some scene up there where they opened some big there's always |
| 1:10.1 | some big door in those medieval things, right? |
| 1:12.7 | There's always a dragon. |
| 1:14.9 | There's always an evil cunt for a king, just drunk with power. |
| 1:20.0 | You know, not unlike all the evil cunts today, right? |
| 1:26.2 | It's going to be interesting. |
| 1:27.5 | You know, I really think that they know that there's a lot more of these Luigi guys coming. |
| 1:32.2 | And that's why the level of fucking surveillance on your life. |
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