Bad Parents, Blue Light Glasses, Australian Beaches | Monday Morning Podcast 5-25-26
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 25 May 2026
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about the fall out of bad parenting, blue light glasses, and the beauty and dangers of Australian beaches.
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| 0:55.1 | It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, May 25th, 2026. |
| 1:02.9 | Six, six, six. |
| 1:04.8 | What's going on? |
| 1:06.2 | How are you? |
| 1:09.1 | How's it going? |
| 1:10.2 | Oh, my God. |
| 1:11.0 | Oh, my Lord. |
| 1:12.0 | I don't even know what to fucking talk about first. |
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| 1:17.2 | We're going to go sports. |
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