Basketball Violence, Road Game Fans, Back East | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-11-26
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 11 June 2026
⏱️ 104 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about basketball violence, road game fans, and going back east.
(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(37:26) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 6-11-18 Bill rambles about the French Open, evil mergers, and how to treat wait staff.
Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Soul Coughing - Soft Serve
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? |
| 0:02.8 | It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Thursday afternoon |
| 0:05.0 | just before Friday, Monday morning podcast, |
| 0:07.5 | and I'm just checking in on you, you son of a bitch. |
| 0:11.8 | Recording this thing outside of my fucking porch, dude. |
| 0:16.1 | Excuse me, just woke up. |
| 0:28.2 | Traveling on my way to boston here i fucking dude that nix game last night holy fucking shit i haven't lost my mind watching a game like that i i can't remember the |
| 0:36.2 | last time for a team i don't even give a fuck about they just |
| 0:40.1 | the refs were fucking him so bad since the second half of game two it was like if there was any |
| 0:47.5 | if he call one way or the other or another or was going the spurs way and if the spurs did some |
| 0:52.7 | shit the exact same shit the knicks did there was |
| 0:55.6 | no call on the spurs and they would call it on the nicks i'm just saying what it is okay i don't have a dog |
| 1:02.2 | in this fucking i don't give a fuck about san antonio or new york i don't give a shit i'm just enjoying |
| 1:08.2 | the series and i'm just saying what it is. |
| 1:17.6 | That fucking Wemby guy grabs Bronson and just throws him by the head onto the ground. |
| 1:19.3 | I don't, like, I don't know. |
| 1:23.9 | Anyway, and then the next game, the next game, what's his face? |
| 1:29.6 | Williams gets his forearm up in Wemby's fuckingemby's fucking neck area and it's it's a flagrant so you know it's the nba the nba has been filthy for a long fucking time |
| 1:37.3 | especially with like david stern that guy was fucking absolutely filthy and he was arrogant |
| 1:43.6 | about it too he would get aggressive if he asked him if he was manipulating games and be like, when'd you start beating your wife? Oh, what are you, the tough guy in the suit now? Is that what you are? You run a basketball league? All of a sudden, you're gonna act like fucking Sean Penn in Carlito's way? Lawyer. Commissioner, you ain't a commissioner. |
| 2:01.9 | David, you ain't a commissioner. |
| 2:03.7 | You are gangster. |
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