Utah, I.D.'d For Coffee, The Ladder | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-26-26

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

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4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2026

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Bill rambles about Utah, getting I.D.'d for coffee, and climbing the ladder.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast, and I'm just checking in on you.
0:13.1	Sorry.
0:16.1	How's it going?
0:17.2	How are you?
0:19.9	I just got back from the great state of Utah, man,
0:24.7	which if you've never been there, it's like, it's like flying into a fucking postcard.
0:29.3	It's ridiculous. It's absolutely gorgeous. The streets are wide. You know, there's space.
0:38.8	There's still a lot of mom and pop shit out there, even though I see the expensive
0:43.6	apartment buildings being built by, quote, developers.
0:51.5	It's fantastic for 24 hours.
0:54.0	For 24 hours, it's fucking amazing amazing and you're sitting there going like
0:57.4	oh this is why people trash California this is why they talk about California is this and
1:03.0	California is that and oh my God I'm so glad I live out here and I don't live in crazy California
1:10.0	and I was there for 24 hours before I realized that I was
1:14.0	living in a fucking police state. I got to tell you man, all of this hate that California gets,
1:20.9	you know something? I can get a cup of coffee without showing my driver's license and having it
1:25.3	scanned. I went to go get a burger. The same fucking thing, right? I go to get a burger. I'm with club soda, Kenny. We want to get a burger, and they go, do you have an ID? I go, why? They go, we serve alcohol here. So I go, all right, well, we're not drinking. They go, wait a type, like that. So we go to hand it. The lady takes her phone to go scan the thing, and I covered it up real quick. I'm like, what are you doing? She goes, oh, we have to do this. This is a law. It's such fucking bullshit. And then people try to say that was some Mormon shit. That is not some Mormon shit. That's some corporate
2:01.1	shit and that's some government shit. We're going to see where you are at all times. And then this
2:05.4	fucking restaurant, what do you think they're doing with that shit that they scan? They bundle it and
2:10.7	they sell it. Name, address, driver's license number. Who wants it? Who has the most amount of money?
2:16.9	They have no respect for your
2:18.2	fucking privacy i went to a coffee shop i went out to get coffee at fucking 7 30 in the fucking morning
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