Island Politics, Meaning of Life, Gibberish | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-12-26
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 12 February 2026
⏱️ 110 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about island level politics, the meaning of life, and gibberish.
(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(33:18) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-12-18 - Bill rambles with comedian Kevin Shea.
Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Dave Matthews Band - Lie in Our Graves (Portugal 5-25-07)
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you. |
| 0:11.5 | Listen to me, I sound like I'm in a bathroom. |
| 0:15.5 | And that just sounded like a fart getting out of the leather chair there. |
| 0:18.7 | Let me see if this room work. |
| 0:19.9 | Oh, this room's much better. |
| 0:21.6 | I think this room is better. |
| 0:25.3 | Knocking this thing out. |
| 0:26.4 | I got a bunch of work to do. |
| 0:27.7 | Listen to me. |
| 0:28.2 | Just picking stuff up, moving it around. |
| 0:32.6 | All right, here we go. |
| 0:33.6 | It's Thursday. |
| 0:34.4 | Dude, it's fucking one more day until the weekend. You know, do you know why |
| 0:41.8 | you only get two days off a week? Because it takes at least three days to come up with the perfect |
| 0:47.7 | plan to murder your boss. And that's like right on Sunday. |
| 1:01.7 | Right, it's Sunday night, right as it's all coming together, you just wake up and you got to go again, you know, and then Monday through Friday. |
| 1:04.5 | What does the boss do? |
| 1:05.5 | D divides and conquers. |
| 1:07.1 | One of you gets promoted. |
| 1:08.6 | The others get left behind. |
| 1:10.2 | You're like, wait, I thought we were going to kill this guy together. And the other dude's like, hey, you know what I'm saying? That's my favorite reference. That's from that Boys to Men's song when they come up to, I don't know if it was Bell, I don't know if it was Biv or if it was DeVoe, but they went up to one of those characters and they said, hey, man, you know, we could sing and Bob Bon, the guy's like, hey, you know what I'm saying? It'll be five feet. Somebody's saying that. And then they went, doom, doom, do da, do do da, do do da da die. |
| 1:45.2 | What? Yeah. Yeah. And then that was it. It was over. They were so good. They didn't even have to sing |
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