E=MC2, Dodger Stadium, City Problems | Monday Morning Podcast 5-11-26
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 12 May 2026
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about E=MC2, going to Dodger Stadium, and city problems.
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| 0:55.6 | It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning podcast. |
| 1:00.0 | For Monday, May 11th, 2020, 6, 6, 6, 6. |
| 1:05.0 | What's going on? |
| 1:06.8 | Why? |
| 1:09.1 | How's it going? |
| 1:10.6 | Ah, geez, old Billy fucking late face this week. Now are you? How's it going? |
| 1:14.9 | Geez, old Billy fucking late face this week. |
| 1:15.7 | My apologies. |
| 1:21.0 | For some reason, I thought I was, I don't know. |
| 1:22.8 | I thought I was traveling on a different day. |
| 1:24.2 | Turns out I wasn't. |
| 1:28.3 | Anyway, I am in Atlanta. |
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