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Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracy, Paranormal, Conspiracytheory

41.2K Ratings

Overview

What if the government actually did cover something up in Roswell? What if yetis exist and are just really shy? What if super-intelligent lizards are wearing human skin suits, influencing international affairs and recording podcasts? Conspiracy theories are cool because they appeal to our evolved logical human brains and our stupid mammal idiot brains. So join host, comedian and skeptic, Katelyn Hempstead and producer Alexis B. Preston, as their brilliant friends try to convince them of these and many other conspiracy theories.

348 Episodes

The Slap was Staged with Jacquis Neal (PREVIEW)

Just a friendly little preview of our episode from last month with the wonderful Jacquis Neal! Head over to patreon.com/lizardpeoplepodcast to hear the whole episode! Plus two brand new eps a month! See ya there!

Transcribed - Published: 12 April 2024

The Universal Pet Strike with Todd McClintock (Preview)

We heard your whistles weren't wet enough so we're here to slop em up! Here's a little preview of our latest episode with fan fave and good pal, Todd McClintock! Head over to patreon.com/lizardpeoplepodcast to hear the whole episode! Plus two brand new eps a month! See ya there!

Transcribed - Published: 20 March 2024

We're Back! But Different

We're back baby! But things are gonna be a little different going forward for the podcast! Listen in for all the info. Missed ya! Find us on PAREON! https://bit.ly/LPpatreon

Transcribed - Published: 30 January 2024

Summer Break! Featuring VS

We're gonna take a break! While we're gone, why not listen to Alexis' podcast Comfort Creatures and Katelyn's new podcast VS! Here's the first episode, find more at the link below! HAGS! https://listen.qcodemedia.com/vspod

Transcribed - Published: 23 June 2023

New Zealand Isn't Real with Betsy Sodaro

Kiwifruit! Kiwibirds! KiwiBULLSH*T?! That's right! Betsy Sodaro is BACK on the show and she's here to prove that New Zealand isn't real! Could it be that the Hollywood elite like Peter Jackson have bamboozled us all? Is Taika Waititi is faking his cool accent? Are most of your favorite movies actually shot on a soundstage in Queens? Learn the truth about the country that seems to good to be true! Plus, we talk about Vegas and maps a bunch!

Transcribed - Published: 9 June 2023

The Got Milk Plot with Carl Tart

Does milk do a body good? Or is it basically poison being sold to us by an evil cabal of farmers, government officials, and Manhattan ad guys? You decide dear listener!! Carl Tart is back on the pod and he's got a piping hot theory about everyone's favorite calcium! Is the MILK campaign being used to sell off extra cow products by the US governemnt? Is the dairy industry actually DEADLY? Are soy-boys real? Why is Michael Bay involved? Find out all this and more! Also, sorry to all camels.

Transcribed - Published: 2 June 2023

Shrimps are Shrimpy with Vic Michaelis

Think 'shrimpy' is an insult? Think again, you fool! You absolute dunce! Our good buddy Vic Michaelis is back with a theory about the delicious decapods we all know and love - shrimp! Vic suspects that they've been the victim of a very specific smear campaign, one orchestrated by a powerful if shadowy media organziation that has a reputation for creating some SUPER movies. This is a subject so explosive, so powerful, that we have to do a lot of tangents just to cover it - tangents like what makes something a bug, who owns Batman, what horse pee is good for, and more.

Transcribed - Published: 26 May 2023

Aliens Did Stonehenge with Devin Field

How did ancient people move huge slabs of stone hundreds of miles? Could they have had help from visitors from another galaxy? And when will Devin escape from his escape room? That's right, Devin Field is back in the Lizard Lair with some spicy chicken fingers of conspiracy! He suspects that actually extraterrestrials are responsible for Stonehenge, the Easter Island moai, and pretty much all the other big stuff. Listen in for some top tier puns, strike talk, and a lot of really genuinely interesting information about Bronze Age trade routes. Or just say no thanks!

Transcribed - Published: 19 May 2023

Weather Control and THIS Show with Katelyn and Alexis

Just the two of us, we can make it if we try! This episode is just Alexis and Katelyn getting down to business with a couple of announcements and a couple of extremely goofy theories. Does the government secretly control the weather and create the kind of ridiculous substance we know as 'snow'? And is Lizard People actually a psyop to make conspiracy theories seem silly? We've go the hot hot gossip, and look out for a few more extremely fun episodes in this season coming your way!

Transcribed - Published: 12 May 2023

Tommy Mottola Did 9/11 to Ruin Mariah Carey with Ele Woods

When you think of the 90s it's almost impossible not to think of Mariah Carey. Be it her incredible vocal range, her catchy Christmas tunes, or her iconic album covers, Mariah was a major force in the pop world. But was Mariah stripped of true triple threat status? Should she be an EGOT winner? Ele Woods returns to the show this week because she believes Mariah Carey's film Glitter was sabotaged by none other than her ex-husband and music exec, Tommy Mottola! Ele explains that Tommy was so bent on revenge, he may have caused the worst disaster on American soil: 9/11. How? Well pal, you're gonna have to listen!

Transcribed - Published: 28 April 2023

Jussie Smollett Was Telling the Truth with Ronnie Adrian

Ripped from the headlines (from 2019), we've got a whopper of a theory from fan favorite and incredibly funny man Ronnie Adrian. Ronnie suspects that actually, beloved Empire actor Jussie Smollett was telling the truth all along about his Chicago attack! And actually the cops covered it up! And also that actually deep fake video technology was available way earlier than anyone thinks! Listen up because you're about to learn a thing or two about justice, fruit, America, Lori Lightfoot, and child actors.

Transcribed - Published: 21 April 2023

The Brita Plot with Sarah Bebb

Think drinking water is good for you? Think again sheeple! Our guest week is (the inexplicably unrepped) Sarah Bebb and she's got some thoughts on what's really going on with water purifiers. Namely that good ol reliable weirdly cheap Brita filters aren't doing JACK to actually filter toxins out of our water, and that the government's to blame. And also capitalism! We also cover other kinds of water filters, celebrity breakups, and Alexis comes up with three puns for the price of one! Then we talk about other water filters again.

Transcribed - Published: 14 April 2023

Acoustic Kitty Didn't Fail And City Planners Are Keeping Us Weak

Well, well, well look what the cat dragged in! A tiny microphone monitoring everyone's speech! This week Katelyn and Alexis have brought their own theories to the table once again. Alexis believes the 1960s CIA project "Acoustic Kitty" didn't actually fail and our pets may not be as innocent as we think. Plus, Katelyn's got a hot theory about allergies that is sure to make you sneeze! Katelyn thinks City Planners are working with the Masons to keep us SLEEPY and unable to riot by intentionally planting trees that keep our allergies FLOWING.

Transcribed - Published: 7 April 2023

Britney Is a Government Psyop with Colin J. Morris

If you were alive in 2007 you remember that the most important news of the year wasn't the war in Iraq - it was Britney Spears shaving her head and having some weird vibes with the paparazzi. But maybe that's not because we're shallow, maybe it's because that's what THEY want us to believe! Podcast host and comedian Colin J Morris suspects that the Bush administration was using Brit as a sleeper agent to distract us from the government's failures, and tbh it kinda makes sense!

Transcribed - Published: 31 March 2023

The Count Is A Murderer with Jonny Svarzbein

One new world order! Two new world orders! HA HA HA! This week we've got funniest man in the world Jonny Svarzbein in the Lizard Lair, with a theory that will either ruin your childhood or make perfect sense. Jonny suspects that The Count, beloved Sesame Street character, is actually a vampire who's killing kids and is also a member of the... ahem... "cosmopolitan elites". Could the beloved kids show character be just another blood libel? Is Santa actually Christian? Who's actually watching shows on Tubi? And why won't you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street??

Transcribed - Published: 24 March 2023

The Mega Church Scandal Scam with Mark McConville

Picture this - you're a pastor at an evangelical Christian mega church, and donations are slipping. What are you gonna do? Well if Mark McConville (one of the best comedy podcasters ever to do it) is correct, what you're gonna do is fake a scandal, jet off to 'rehab', then sell a redemption narrative so compelling that Jesus Christ himself would be like 'woah'. Yes Mark suspects that some of these ministers going down for drug and affair scandals are just cynically plotting to raise more money for the church. Listen in this week for a surprisingly heartfelt conversation about the intersection between religion and capitalism, then a bunch of hot new ideas for gender neutral nicknames.

Transcribed - Published: 17 March 2023

The Jesuits Assassinated Lincoln with Sydney O'Toole

It's the political scandal that everyone's talking about right now - ripped straight from the headlines! This week our good bud Sydney O'Toole is back on the podcast to explain every single detail about how the Jesuits and the Pope conspired to assassinate Abraham Lincoln. Sydney's got the inside scoop straight from Sunday school about how John Wilkes Boothe was put up to his devious theatrical machinations by the Roman Catholic Church. Plus Sydney also tells Alexis and Katelyn everything about 90's nu-metal, how to sell a washing machine, and exactly what heaven will be like.

Transcribed - Published: 10 March 2023

Rivers Cuomo is Kurt Cobain with Matt Apodaca

Matt Apodaca is known for three things. Liking cats. Being a nice person who everyone in podcasting loves. And caring more about Weezer than anyone else on the planet. And would someone who loves Weezer that much lie about the truth about their front man Rivers Cuomo? Namely the truth that ol 'Poindexter' Cuomo is in fact famously dead rockstar Kurt Cobain? Matt says he wouldn't! Yes this week we're exploring the theory that Kurt faked his own death to found the world's most beloved nerd rock band. Finally, Alexis gets to talk about music she likes!

Transcribed - Published: 24 February 2023

Glitter Theory and Forced Couples with Katelyn and Alexis

Hello to all of our Valentines! It's your old pals Katelyn and Alexis back with another lil episode! This week, Katelyn's got a hot theory about couples and marriage! While Alexis has a romantic take on the Glitter Conspiracy - finally solving the great mystery! Plus, a very good way to avoid intruisive thoughts and more!

Transcribed - Published: 16 February 2023

MLB Hates The Dodgers with Ivan Ngo

You might not know Ivan Ngo. But you know who probably does? The commissioneer of Major League Baseball, Rob Manfred JR. See Ivan suspects that Rob's making certain suspicious calls that hurt the Dodgers, specificially to hurt Ivan's feelings. It's not a conspiracy theory if they're really out to get you! Get comfy and pour yourself a big bowl of Applejacks, because we learn a lot about baseball this episode, including: who has the funniest names, the names of the shoes they wear, who most reminds Ivan of his step-dad, and which stadium has the thinnest air.

Transcribed - Published: 10 February 2023

The Return To Work Plot with Todd McClintock

We all agree this return to work stuff is BS, right? It seems like bosses are dragging people back to work for no reason, and our good friend Todd McClintock has a theory about what they're really getting out of forcing us to put on real pants and come into the office. Todd suspects it's a big ol plot to keep property values in cities high, and morale low. We recorded this episode in person and got real silly, so listen in if you're a fan of business talk, genitalia jokes, best friends, and some meditations about the nature of labor. Fun!!

Transcribed - Published: 3 February 2023

The Baywatch Theory with Charlie Mihelich and Zach Olsen

It's late January so you know what that means - time to hit the beach! We've got our buds Zach and Charlie of the delightful podcast Baywatch Watch here to explain a theory so radical, it'll make you wanna shred some gnar waves. The Bad Boys of Podcasting suspect that the US government created the show Baywatch to make more people want to be lifeguards, and that the lifeguard shortage that basically ruined last summer is in fact due to the cancellation of said inexplicably popular show. Was Hasselhoff single-handedly keeping the lifeguard industry afloat? And will Alexis' memes make more Eastern European kids want to come here to protect our pools? Find out more on this week's episode.

Transcribed - Published: 27 January 2023

Gaylor with Jess Svendsgaard

Taylor Swift. Love her or hate her, she's pretty much the biggest pop star in the world. And you might think you know everything about her personal life if you've ever casually looked at the internet between 2007 and 2023. But if you don't know Gaylor, you don't know Swift. Hilarious comedian and very serious swiftie Jess Svendsgaard is back on the pod to explain the theory that Taylor is queer and has been giving us hints all along, in her music, on her Instagram, and also by the way she kisses women on the mouth romantically in public. Is compulsory heterosexuality making music boring? Will Jess's birds ever become friends? And will this be the episode that finally drives Alexis to insist we never do a Taylor Swift episode again? Only time can tell...

Transcribed - Published: 20 January 2023

Bob Marley was Assassinated with Erin Byrne

We're back! And we brought our dear bud and hilarious person Erin Byrne with us. Yes that's right, not even a weird Covid episode from 6 months ago can stop us from sharing the truth with you - the truth about Bob Marley, the CIA, and the complex political machinations that might have lead to his assassination. Erin thinks that it wasn't just a rare form of cancer that took down Robert Nesta Marley, but that it was in fact the American government and network of operatives who wanted to preserve the status quo. Oh also a weird boot. Turn off your brain and listen to us talk about Jamaican post-revolutionary politics, wigs, nut allergies, milk, and of course, Rihanna. Wanna support the show? Join our Patreon!

Transcribed - Published: 13 January 2023

Octopuses are Aliens with Erin Smith

What's got 8 legs, a beak, and way too many brains. An octopus of course! Why, what did you think it was?This week we're talking 'pus with one of the greatest - comedian and filmmaker Erin Smith. And Erin thinks she may have discovered something shocking about the origins of the octopus, ie that they hitched a ride to earth on a comet in a disgusting theory known as panspermia. This week we're chopping it up about octopodes, whether squid have smart, genitals both human and cosmic, and what the dang heck is going on under the sea.

Transcribed - Published: 23 December 2022

The Infinity Gene with Michael Dean

Michael Dean's back and he's different. He's stronger, blonder, and it's all thanks to a charismatic 'doctor' and a pharmaceutical miracle. This week we're diving into the theory that our friend Michael has discovered some of the deepest truths of the universe, and that the Powers That Be are trying to stop him from spreading the truth via homebrew nootropics and adaptogens. Will he shatter reality as we know it? Will everyone who listens venmo him thousands of dollars? And does Alexis' new book have the power to predict the future? All will be revealed.

Transcribed - Published: 16 December 2022

New Podcast: Comfort Creatures!

Hi! Us again! Once again we want to show you a new podcast we've been working on. This week, check out Comfort Creatures! Alexis's new show she hosts with Ella McLeod. It's a fun, cozy show where Ella and Alexis chat about the animals in our lives, this particular episode Katelyn was our guest so it's extra good! We'll be back next week with more of our regularaly scheduled programming!

Transcribed - Published: 9 December 2022

New Podcast: The Monster Line!

Hi we missed you! We're sorta kinda almost back, but first we have two fun new podcasts to tell you about. This week it's Katelyn's new show, The Monster Line! It's an improv comedy podcast from the geniuses at QCode, hosted by Katelyn and Adal Rifai, and it's set in a world where all monsters and cryptids and urban legends exist, and they all have personal problems they need help solving. Have a listen, subscribe if you like it, and stay tuned to hear about Alexis' new show next week!

Transcribed - Published: 2 December 2022

We're Just Goofin' with Erin Byrne

We warned you! This episode? This episode is just for goofin! Our wonderful friend and guest got the dang coronoa virus so instead of making her do a bunch of mental work, we just had a good ol' time! We give out some food recs, update you on our latest projects, and explain the podcasts we would make if we had the time/energy/will power. This is our last episode before we go on our annual dip in the pool for the summer o make sure you're following us on social media! Twitter: @lizardpeoplepod IG: @lizardpeoplepodcast

Transcribed - Published: 1 July 2022

Vegetables Aren't Real with Vic Michaelis

You hear it at the doctor's office, from your mom, even from bus ads - you've GOT to eat your vegetables. But why? Who says? And are vegetables really even a thing?? Our spectacularly funny pal Vic Michaelis stopped by the Lizard Lair to discuss the possibility that vegetables aren't real, we've been sold that lie by corporations, and we're being hoodwinked by - among others - those dang Obamas. Is the Dole company the most evil criminal syndicate America has ever known? Are potatoes tubers? And what's your favorite Adam Sandler movie? All these mysteries will be unraveled as we discuss the humble veggie.

Transcribed - Published: 17 June 2022

Science Rules! With Katelyn and Alexis

This week it's an Alexis and Katelyn extravaganza, as we explore the wonderful world of... science! Why did T-Rexes have such teeny arms? Why are mushrooms so weird? And why is David Attenborough so friggin confident about what apatosaurs sounded like?? All these questions and more will be discussed on this week's episode, when we explore some of our favorite mysteries of nature, and present our own personal highly researched explanations for them. Hop on your favorite search engine, because this one's about to get science-y.

Transcribed - Published: 10 June 2022

A Little Lizard Announcement

Sorry Everyone, no new episode this week because Katelyn's too brain fogged out due to COVID. Don't worry, she's okay! We'll catch you next week!

Transcribed - Published: 27 May 2022

Aliens In Vegas with Katie Plattner

Everyone loves Vegas, from the sleaziest of professional gamblers to the wholesomest of Midwestern families. But what if Vegas wasn't just fun for the whole family? What if it was fun for the whole GALAXY. That's right, artist and all-around very funny person Katie Plattner has a theory that Vegas is also a vacation destination for aliens, who've been visiting Sin City since the 1950's. Katie's got a lot of evidence to back this up, including the undeniable fact that everyone loves the Rat Pack. You hear that Alexis? EVERYONE. Along the way we also chat about culture-defining haircuts, French-Canadian circus performers, the Area 51 raid that we all definitely participated in, and dog food.

Transcribed - Published: 20 May 2022

April Is The Blood Sacrifice Month with Adam Peacock

Picture this - you and all your buddies are in a basement slash Little Caesar's slash Papa John's slash sacrifice chamber. Sound like a dream come true? Then maybe you should consider a career in Congress! This week our pal Adam Peacock (host of My Neighbors Are Dead), came by to talk about the spookiest month of the year - April! Adam suspects that the US Government takes a few weeks every year to sacrifice a bunch of people - specifically people from one Babylonian family - to ensure their continuing power for the rest of the year. In this episode we address what makes April so special, what VHS videos they might be watching down in that basement, where do the blood go, and why you have to pay a bunch of money in the US just for the privilege of paying your own taxes. Thank goodness it's May!

Transcribed - Published: 13 May 2022

Tarot is Real with Arianna Lenarsky

Magic is real. At least that's what returning fave Arianna Lenarsky thinks, and if you listen to this episode you might just end up agreeing. This week we're doing it a little different - we're not here to prove or disprove a theory so much as to talk about how to become a magic wand for the universe to channel its ineffable power through. Or something? In this ep we read a little tarot, test some experiments in ESP, try to define love, hear about how the Grand Canyon was really made, and then something so shocking happens that Alexis, Arianna, and Katelyn may never be the same again. Please listen all the way to the end on this one kids.

Transcribed - Published: 6 May 2022

Lotteries are Traps for Time Travelers with Rachel Chapman

If you were a time traveler, what would you do? Kill Hitler? Evacuate Pompei? Or would you go to 2016 and play the winning numbers for the biggest Powerball jackpot ever. If you said the 3rd one, you're the exact kind of jerk that podcaster and friend of the show Rachel Chapman is here to talk about this week. Rachel suspects that American lotteries are actually just honeypots, scams designed to trap those tricky time travelers so the government can extract their secrets. Could time travel be real and kind of boring? Are there sugar daddies for women in their 30's who mostly like to stay home and watch tv? And where does Alexis go two thirds of the way through this episode when she mysteriously vanishes?? These questions and more will be answered this week.

Transcribed - Published: 29 April 2022

The Government Is Hiding Sasquatch with Michael McMillian

The old man of the forest, they call him. The Yeti of the west. That's right, our friend Michael McMillian is back on the show! And Michael's talking about none other than Bigfoot, Sasquatch, the Blur Ape. So many have hunted for Sasquatch, and yet there's never been any conclusive proof of their existence. But maybe there's a darker reason for that. Maybe... the US Government is hiding them away for their own evil purposes. Could Bigfeet be real? And could they have magic powers so astounding they're basically an entire comic book store in one big hairy bod? Gonna have to listen to find out!

Transcribed - Published: 22 April 2022

Bathrooms Are Kinda Weird with Katelyn and Alexis

It's another episode where Alexis and Katelyn can finally cut loose and talk about whatever they want to without one of these dang guests who keep showing up to cramp their style. And what is it they want to talk about? Why bathroom stuff, of course! Isn't it weird that women's bathrooms have little private caves to hide in, and men's bathrooms make you whip it out in front of everyone? So weird it just might be... the result of a conspiracy! Katelyn's got a theory that men's bathrooms are like that because of advertisers capitalizing on our cultural wang-obsession. And Alexis has a poem that she wrote back in high school that hints at a conspiracy to sell more shoes via nefarious restroom design. Together, these theories come together to explain why we've just decided it's ok for all your coworkers to know when you're pooping. CW for this one folks, it discusses genitals and transphobia!

Transcribed - Published: 15 April 2022

The CIA Wrote Wind of Change with DC Pierson

Serial season one. CIA talent shows. Disco. Train rides to Bucharest. What do all these things have in common? They all come together in a glorious symphony of a theory in this week's episode, featuring the extremely delightful DC Pierson! DC's got a little theory about our old friends the CIA, and their possible connection to the epic geopolitical ballad Wind of Change by Scorpions. Could some wannabe songwriter from Langley have written the song? What other little ditties might the CIA have written? And will Alexis beat her speed record for solving this week's Wordle? Find out in this extremely fun, extremely silly ep.

Transcribed - Published: 8 April 2022

The Walking Dead is a Documentary with Jacquis Neal

The year was 1998. Eagle Eye Cherry ruled the airwaves. The first Google doodle was about to drop. And in Delaware, zombies are crawling up from the earth. If that last thing is surprising to you, this episode is going to blow your tiny mind! Listener fave Jacquis Neal is back in the Lizard Lair with some truly explosive news about The Walking Dead - namely that it might be a documentary. Could zombies be even now wriggling through the earth below your very feet, created by the Covid virus before any of us knew it existed? Idk maybe!! Join us for a celebration of all things undead, late-90's, and AMC.

Transcribed - Published: 1 April 2022

The Dating Game was a CIA Plot with Brian Huskey

We all know The Dating Game! The weird 60s game show that basically invented reality tv, where swingin' bachelors and bachelorettes ask each other overtly s*xual questions from either side of a screen? But what if that sweet, innocuous game show was actually... a CIA front?? Our guest this week is the truly delightful comedian Brian Huskey (host of the podcast Bald Talk) and he dares to ask the dangerous questions. Brian's got a theory that the host of The Dating Game was a cold-blooded killer and a soldier in the Cold War. This ep we also discuss our least-favorite NPR hosts, water sports, exotic erotic vacations, and how much everyone hated Chuck Barris.

Transcribed - Published: 25 March 2022

The Statue of Liberty is Actually Lucifer with Mano Agapion

Ahhh New York! The big apple of the pie that is America! And what's even more Amerian than apple pie? The Statue of Liberty, of course! But what if there is something sinister underneath that big green cape? Mano Agapion takes a dip in the Lizard Lounge to explain that Lady Liberty is actually a satanic statue guiding America to H. E. Double Hockey Sticks! That's right, this beacon of light may just be a beacon to the dark side. Is Lady Liberty just an enby icon? Is hell actually cool? And what is going on with the obsession with Mary Mack's back back back? All will be illuminated!

Transcribed - Published: 18 March 2022

Nicolas Cage Made A Faustian Pact with Andrew Scahill

Prepare yourself to get schooled, because we have a real life professor on this ep and he's taking us to film academy! Dr. Andrew Scahill stopped by with a freaky deaky theory on where Nicolas Cage gets his unholy acting talent, and on why he seems to be the only guy in Hollywood who's allowed to repeatedly bomb and then make sleeper indie hits. Could it be because he found an occult artifact and summoned a demonic entity and sold his soul for an oscar? Maybe!!! We get way into film theory this episode, as well as Nic Cage's career, industry nepotism, and our favorite horror movies.

Transcribed - Published: 11 March 2022

Stanley Meyer's Water Fuel Cell with Nicole Villela

Science! Religion! Murder! Dune buggies! This episode truly has it all. Comedian/producer/amateur inventor Nicole Villela is on this podcast this week to discuss renaissance man Stanley Meyer and his mysterious death. Did Stanley create a sustainable, emission free fuel cell that can power a car with water? Or was he a con man doofus who hoodwinked some nice Ohioans? And what about his crazy last words?? All these mysteries and more will be covered this week, plus a little discussion of what it would take for your hosts to sleep with a pigeon.

Transcribed - Published: 4 March 2022

Queen Elizabeth Is Dead with Cassi Jerkins

Tally ho good plebians, we've got another royal conspiracy theory on our hands! Absolute sweetheart Cassi Jerkins is back in the Lizard Lair to discuss a theory that was born on Reddit, reared on Twitter, and is now reaching its culmination on our show. Cassi suspects that good ol Elizabeth II, queen of all Englande (and Wales?), has actually been dead for a few months now and that the powers behind the throne are Weekend At Bernies-ing her because the timing is bad for the queen to be dead. This theory involves platinum jubilees, weird steamed desserts, topless pics, and an in depth of what we all want done to our bodies when we die. Wait til you hear Alexis' legally binding audio will!

Transcribed - Published: 26 February 2022

Julia Fox is a Mastermind with Katelyn and Alexis

The heavyhitters of podcasting are at it again! That's right, it's just Katelyn and Alexis this week. Katelyn's got a HOT theory about Julia Fox! Is she a mastermind? Is she extremely good at marketing? Does she just have an excellent publicitst? Find out what we've uncovered! Plus, Alexis has a little theory about conspiracy theories. A conspirocy theory theory, if you will!

Transcribed - Published: 18 February 2022

Amelia Earhart Was A Spy In New Jersey with Beth Appel

If you've ever caught yourself wondering 'what's the deal with Mr. Magoo? Why are airplane peanuts so hard to open? And where did Amelia Earhart get her little scarves?' then this is the episode for you. Our bud Beth Appel is back on the show and she's done EXTENSIVE research into the alleged demise of the flying ace, and what might have really happened to Amelia. Specifically, Beth thinks she was captured by Japan, and then returned under suspicious circumstances as a New Jersey wife and banker. This episode also features Alexis becoming a math genius, and some high quality 90's style observational comedy.

Transcribed - Published: 11 February 2022

Joe Rogan is a Government Plant with Lauren Passell and Arielle Nissenblatt

What's the deal with Joe Rogan? Is he a bro genius who's brought knowledge to the masses? An idiot failed actor who capitalized on conspiracy theories for his own selfish gain? Or is he... a government plant whose very existence is a plot to undermine the heroic podcasters you know and love??? We brough in the big guns for this episode - Arielle Nissenblatt and Lauren Passell are podcast experts with serious chops. And they think there's something fishy about ol' regular Joe. This episode we get deep into the weeds on the art and science of podcasting, and we're also kind of mean to Joe Rogan, but it seems like he can take it. Listen for a very funny and very meta episode!

Transcribed - Published: 4 February 2022

Grapefruit Is Alien Birth Control with Ele Woods

Great fruit? More like GRAVE fruit!! It's the return of our friend Ele Woods, and she's got a few things about America's favorite breakfast fruit. Namely, that it's incredibly weird and inexplicable properties can only be explained by it being a special delivery from the aliens who seeded life on earth as we know it. For instance, did you know that grapefruit makes your medicine either not work or work way too well? That it's origins can't be explained? That lots of celebrities have made weird cryptic references to it?? Maybe these things are all just coincidences. Or maybe they're a result of a plot millions of years old to make us sterile. Either way, pretty crazy!

Transcribed - Published: 28 January 2022

Repost! The Cuban Embassy Plot with Mel Cowan

It's a blast from the past this week, because the Havana Syndrome is back in the news! This ep from 2019 was either eerily prescient or total goofballery. You decide, dear listener! In 2016, a group of American diplomats at the US embassy in Cuba got sick. Weird sick. Many reported dizziness, memory loss, headaches, hearing problems, and more. But what happened to these intrepid civil servants? And could their sickness be tied to something nefarious? Mel Cowan thinks so, and Mel Cowan is very very smart. Mel has a theory that is so devious, so terrifying, so confusing, that it will change how you think about microwaves forever. Prepare to learn about political intrigue, audio engineering, the navy, Tanganyika, bugs, and puppies. Oh my god this puppy.

Transcribed - Published: 22 January 2022

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