Nicolas Cage Made A Faustian Pact with Andrew Scahill

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2022

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Prepare yourself to get schooled, because we have a real life professor on this ep and he's taking us to film academy! Dr. Andrew Scahill stopped by with a freaky deaky theory on where Nicolas Cage gets his unholy acting talent, and on why he seems to be the only guy in Hollywood who's allowed to repeatedly bomb and then make sleeper indie hits. Could it be because he found an occult artifact and summoned a demonic entity and sold his soul for an oscar? Maybe!!! We get way into film theory this episode, as well as Nic Cage's career, industry nepotism, and our favorite horror movies.

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0:00.0	And why I still have to do this thing where someone's like, oh, she's a 4th grade now,
0:20.5	you have to go, okay, so I was 18 when I was a senior in high school, that was 12 grades,
0:27.2	so it's six years difference.
0:28.6	I did that every single time.
0:30.6	I went to like a family party over the weekend and I was with some kids and I was like, what
0:38.0	are they like 9 and 15 and the parents were like, no, they're 6 and 10.
0:43.2	And I was like, oh my god, I really cannot tell.
0:48.8	I'm really fully lost.
0:50.8	You've been six-year-olds like with a new iPhone, you know, you're not in the answer of
0:54.5	that.
0:55.5	There's more now, right?
0:56.5	They're not like wearing little overalls and like chewing on a stock of, like, they have
1:03.9	like a better 401k than I do.
1:05.9	It's kind of disturbing.
1:07.9	Yeah, it's it's very alarming.
1:11.0	And one of them was like, oh my god, I was like, she was like, oh, I love doing art.
1:14.7	And I was like, oh, cool, do you have like a sketchpad and she was like, oh no, I don't
1:17.8	procreate.
1:18.8	It really works.
1:19.8	It's like, why are you too young for that?
1:24.8	Yeah.
1:25.8	Is that like Microsoft paint?
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