Jussie Smollett Was Telling the Truth with Ronnie Adrian

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

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🗓️ 21 April 2023

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Ripped from the headlines (from 2019), we've got a whopper of a theory from fan favorite and incredibly funny man Ronnie Adrian. Ronnie suspects that actually, beloved Empire actor Jussie Smollett was telling the truth all along about his Chicago attack! And actually the cops covered it up! And also that actually deep fake video technology was available way earlier than anyone thinks! Listen up because you're about to learn a thing or two about justice, fruit, America, Lori Lightfoot, and child actors.

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0:00.0	I literally had my girlfriend she basically we were at the mall and I wanted like if you
0:23.0	ever go to like Mrs. Fields or something they have like those chocolate chip cookie cups
0:26.8	where it's like the chocolate chip and then in the cup is like frosting and I wanted it one and
0:32.7	this particular place they were like oh we're like we're a chain of different ones carry different
0:36.8	things and we don't carry that when at this one so I was like okay cool so when she went out
0:41.4	to the store she she saw that they were selling like a whole thing of cookies and it wasn't a cookie
0:46.0	cup but it was like the cookies with the cream in the middle I was like oh but I was upset
0:51.7	because I have a whole I have a hard time like I can't be like oh cool well I'm just going to
0:57.5	have a few and then if we totally rest of my we throw them out I'm like no we we have to finish
1:01.2	these yeah we got to waste them yeah so I was upset because I was like it was just too many I
1:05.6	would have just rather just wanted just one and to be fun but because of this then I had to sort
1:10.5	of like take a couple and be like all right you have to take the rest of work because I can't
1:13.6	have them in the house anymore and I'm at that point in my life where I'm like I can't even have
1:16.5	them in the house anymore so you got to get it out I've never heard anything so middle aged in my
1:21.0	life I'm so sorry right right and I'm still young my doctor says I'm like young my doctor said
1:27.5	like I spray my ankle my doctor said you're still like a young guy so I'm so I'm like I'm like a
1:32.3	young guy so this is crazy yeah that is crazy but sometimes that comes first before the body is
1:37.6	physically middle aged your mind kind of gets to that point where you're like I can't even have
1:41.7	these in the house what am I I love a doctor telling you that you're young just in general
1:48.8	yeah your doctor was like yeah you're still young and active he called me young and active
1:53.8	well incredible because let me tell you when you go to the doctor what they love to do when you
1:58.4	got a uterus is be like you're practically old already 35 is a geriatric pregnancy so just
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