Acoustic Kitty Didn't Fail And City Planners Are Keeping Us Weak

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2023

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Well, well, well look what the cat dragged in! A tiny microphone monitoring everyone's speech! This week Katelyn and Alexis have brought their own theories to the table once again. Alexis believes the 1960s CIA project "Acoustic Kitty" didn't actually fail and our pets may not be as innocent as we think. Plus, Katelyn's got a hot theory about allergies that is sure to make you sneeze! Katelyn thinks City Planners are working with the Masons to keep us SLEEPY and unable to riot by intentionally planting trees that keep our allergies FLOWING.

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0:00.0	I think a fun secret about this show is we hate every single guest.
0:21.6	We do not trust them, and we don't like them.
0:24.4	No, and if we didn't have to, we would never be around them.
0:28.5	Yeah.
0:29.5	That damn it.
0:30.5	They're good on mic.
0:31.5	They're so...
0:32.5	We mostly have people on that have soothing voices.
0:35.5	Yes.
0:36.5	Yes.
0:37.5	Nobody loud.
0:38.5	Loud.
0:39.5	Nobody?
0:40.5	Crazy.
0:41.5	We should have Jesse and Julian back, because they are soft-spoken and gentle.
0:47.5	Yes.
0:48.5	Because their demeanor is so gentle and so demure.
0:52.5	They never yell.
0:53.5	Never.
0:54.5	Actually, I would say I most reoccurring guests are some of the loudest friends we have.
1:00.5	Yes.
1:01.5	And I think that's because we get tired, and they put a lot of energy into the thing.
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