I was like quite my experience, but yeah, it was, yeah, I was like, I had just like recently,

I lived with my mom for some time in college and then I'd like recently moved out and like

dated someone and then like broke up with him and then Tanner was like my rebound

person. It was not intended to be a long-term relationship.

Just a quick decade-long rebound. Yeah. I feel like a rebound, we should call them a free

row because that's nicer. Yeah. I love that. I'm not understanding enough about sports

to know why you should call them that. Well, like a free throw would be like you got fouled

by the last relationship. So they're like, you get like just a chance to just get synced

in the room. A rebound, I'm like, it bounced off the rim and then you put it in. That would

mean like someone I dated, like bounced off the last person. Oh wait. Okay. What am I

trying to describe? If the rim is the vulva. Okay. And the basketball is the sperm. Sure.

I'm being a little hetero normative. Yeah. The wink get off the rim. Interesting. Yeah. That

hurts. But also sometimes you want it to kind of rub around on the rim. I don't just want

it to go straight in the hole. I don't want nothing but net. Yeah. A lot of people mess that

up. Yeah. A lot of people mess that up. They think that people only want net and you're like,

no, no. You have to be more than net. No. Yeah. I want nothing except I want everything besides

a net. I think in basketball you should get more points if you rub it around the rim a little.

Yeah. I'm like, that seems harder to do on purpose. Yeah. And more pleasurable for the hoop.

Yeah. It's the clit, the bat square on the back floor. Yeah. Absolutely. I knew

percent. Yeah. Exactly. But that's what it is. Wow. A perfect metaphor and a perfect start to

the episode. Guys, pals, we're here. Me and Alexis. Hello. Oh, hello. I only sort of

remember how this show works. We're here and we've got a special, special guest, a pandemic

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