Gaylor with Jess Svendsgaard

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2023

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Taylor Swift. Love her or hate her, she's pretty much the biggest pop star in the world. And you might think you know everything about her personal life if you've ever casually looked at the internet between 2007 and 2023. But if you don't know Gaylor, you don't know Swift. Hilarious comedian and very serious swiftie Jess Svendsgaard is back on the pod to explain the theory that Taylor is queer and has been giving us hints all along, in her music, on her Instagram, and also by the way she kisses women on the mouth romantically in public. Is compulsory heterosexuality making music boring? Will Jess's birds ever become friends? And will this be the episode that finally drives Alexis to insist we never do a Taylor Swift episode again? Only time can tell...

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0:00.0	I would say don't actually.
0:24.0	Sometimes you know like people have pets that like aren't well behaved but then they're
0:26.8	like, oh like, um, look you like Sue.
0:29.2	I'm like, I'll tell people picking Michelle are like, not good pets.
0:32.3	I would not really recommend having parents to anybody.
0:36.0	Parents are very destructive and they're very horny.
0:38.3	I would say, um, if you love birds, get, uh, pigeons.
0:41.6	Pigeons are so sweet.
0:42.8	Pigeons.
0:43.7	Yeah.
0:44.9	And parents are going to live for like 70 goddamn years.
0:48.1	Yeah.
0:49.3	Yeah, parents live forever.
0:50.6	Um, uh, cockatoo's going to be like a hundred.
0:54.0	Don't get one hundred years.
0:56.8	Yeah, that's fucked.
0:58.6	Yeah, it will outlive you.
1:00.1	1000% if you're good as baby.
1:02.4	Why?
1:03.0	What are birds bodies doing so much better than mammal bodies?
1:06.7	Um, parents are incredibly intelligent.
1:09.2	They don't need a lot to eat because they're so, under all the feathers,
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