Aliens Did Stonehenge with Devin Field

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2023

⏱️ 76 minutes

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How did ancient people move huge slabs of stone hundreds of miles? Could they have had help from visitors from another galaxy? And when will Devin escape from his escape room? That's right, Devin Field is back in the Lizard Lair with some spicy chicken fingers of conspiracy! He suspects that actually extraterrestrials are responsible for Stonehenge, the Easter Island moai, and pretty much all the other big stuff. Listen in for some top tier puns, strike talk, and a lot of really genuinely interesting information about Bronze Age trade routes. Or just say no thanks!

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0:00.0	Well, this one was at, yesterday I was at Paramount, which was like my second time there,
0:24.5	and that one is kind of a shorter loop just in front of the gates. And then at some point,
0:31.8	I got pulled off to walk in front of one of the gower gates that's like on a side street,
0:38.3	and so there were like six people there or something, you know, and that is really just
0:43.6	walking in a circle for like three hours, which is, you know, it's maybe ten yards or something,
0:50.3	you know, like, okay, yeah, and then, but then I'd mostly been at Netflix because it's the one
0:56.7	that's closest to me, and that's like a whole city block, you know, it's right there in front
1:00.6	of, by the RV sort of, you know, you're just walking out. Oh, that's it. Yeah. And so that one's
1:07.7	nice. And I hear I think I might go to Disney tomorrow. That's where I've been. That's nice.
1:12.3	So you're really making the rounds. Well, Disney's my parent company. So I want to yell at daddy
1:18.3	Bob Iger. Yeah. And and that was people are telling me today that they think Disney's very nice,
1:25.1	and they think it's sort of like a nature walk. How would you go there to that? It's very like
1:29.6	neighborhoody. Like you walk past Disney and then you're like, Oh, cute houses. There is a part
1:33.2	that there's no sidewalk on. So you have to be careful of traffic, but other than that, it's nice.
1:37.7	I saw, um, oh yeah, yes, love, love sightings. I saw Roy Kent from Ted Lasso. Great. I saw
1:46.9	Zach Braff. Nice. And then just people like Leonard Parham, who we know as a person. Yeah,
1:54.8	there's so it's like every UCB person you've ever heard of is there. Um, yeah, that's good.
2:00.9	Those are good. Thanks. I, uh, I didn't get to see any because I went to Warner Brothers for 30
2:07.1	minutes on my lunch break and then I had to go back to work. That's so nice of you going your
2:11.4	last break truly. That is like above and beyond. But I don't know that I would do that. I never
2:16.2	even found a sign. I just went there and was like, where do they keep it? And I was like, well,
2:20.7	I have to go now. You have to turn around. Yeah, that's, yeah, that's too. But truly, that is,
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