The Baywatch Theory with Charlie Mihelich and Zach Olsen

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2023

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

It's late January so you know what that means - time to hit the beach! We've got our buds Zach and Charlie of the delightful podcast Baywatch Watch here to explain a theory so radical, it'll make you wanna shred some gnar waves. The Bad Boys of Podcasting suspect that the US government created the show Baywatch to make more people want to be lifeguards, and that the lifeguard shortage that basically ruined last summer is in fact due to the cancellation of said inexplicably popular show. Was Hasselhoff single-handedly keeping the lifeguard industry afloat? And will Alexis' memes make more Eastern European kids want to come here to protect our pools? Find out more on this week's episode.

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0:00.0	I think he's like pretty consistently.
0:24.6	Which one did you do again?
0:26.2	Just jiggle.
0:27.2	Oh, the jiggle.
0:29.2	Yes.
0:30.2	It was a really, really good for reference Alexis.
0:32.4	Yeah.
0:33.4	Thank you.
0:34.4	Like the one of the B tier Baywatch guys, or no, he is the star.
0:38.0	David Hasselhoff.
0:39.0	Yeah.
0:40.0	The one of the B tier Baywatch guys here.
0:42.2	That's the only guy, Caitlin.
0:44.6	He's going to be tier under, yeah.
0:49.1	He's going to be tier under, yeah.
0:50.1	He's a life, he's B tier.
0:51.1	But in Baywatch, he's gone.
0:53.1	Yeah.
0:54.1	Basically.
0:55.1	Well.
0:56.1	Well.
0:57.1	Well.
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