The Infinity Gene with Michael Dean

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2022

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Michael Dean's back and he's different. He's stronger, blonder, and it's all thanks to a charismatic 'doctor' and a pharmaceutical miracle. This week we're diving into the theory that our friend Michael has discovered some of the deepest truths of the universe, and that the Powers That Be are trying to stop him from spreading the truth via homebrew nootropics and adaptogens. Will he shatter reality as we know it? Will everyone who listens venmo him thousands of dollars? And does Alexis' new book have the power to predict the future? All will be revealed.

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0:00.0	Yeah, I put on bullet with butterfly wings. Okay, someone that's like a disciplinary
0:23.4	type of stradding cage. Yes. And during the scream we all screamed so hard that the karaoke
0:28.6	guy, the guy at working at the business looked into the window and was like, are you okay? Wow.
0:34.3	That's pretty cool. I feel really great. It's honestly impressive. What's your, what's your
0:41.3	go-to karaoke song, Caitlin? You know them. You've heard them so many times. I'm trying to do a
0:46.2	lead-in for the show. Oh, we're doing it. I don't know yet. I'm doing a show again. Well, here's the
0:51.5	thing I also want to know is that I've been working on Blizzard people. I'm trying to get, I've been
0:56.2	working on new songs because my old one gets, now other people sing it and I don't, it's done. I've
1:02.6	started singing Teenage Dirt Bag. Is that okay? Yeah, it's fine because I'm not going to do it anymore.
1:07.2	I'm, I didn't know that it was personal to you. I'll never do it again. Do it every time. I'm
1:13.6	telling you, I'm doing something else now. Okay, well, what's your new one? I don't, I was trying
1:17.4	to assess what your current ones are before I came. My new one. Well, it's still, I want to dance
1:21.4	with somebody by Whitney Houston. Okay. Because it's actually not that hard to sing but people
1:26.2	think it's impressive because I don't want to dance with nobody by Whitney Denver. Whitney Denver.
1:33.0	No, instead of a city, you've chosen to say. Wow. Here's what I'm thinking. I've got two to
1:44.0	run by you. It's one to do it where I need somebody to do the song part but then I just do the
1:52.8	rap parts of Clint Eastwood by the gorillas. Okay, so that's option one. Wait, can I get in on this
1:58.6	and I just do that? Okay, we'll just do Dr. Pella. We'll say no. No, thank you. We got it.
2:08.0	This is a full person. We'll find someone to sing the melody. No, not the three of us. I'll do
2:12.2	this. Okay, perfect. And then the other one is that I could just do these days by Nico and really
2:17.4	bring down the house. Oh, you know, depressing down the mood. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, give us a taste
2:23.5	of it. No, we were, we were talking about figuring out a way to do a like do a mashup where you
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